# Rohan Ghostwind — RSS Amplifier

Everything Rohan Ghostwind publishes, via the RSS Amplifier directory.

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## [Strangling your kids to death is actually not that different from a five hundred person gangbang from an epistemic point of view](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/strangling-your-kids-to-death-is)

_2026-08-27 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

Or: ain’t nuthin to it, patriarchy made me do it

## [I've done this extremely objective analysis on this issue, and as it turns out, we can solve all of the world's problems by making me high status](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/ive-done-this-extremely-objective)

_2026-08-24 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

Listen I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying it’s \*mighty\* convenient

## [Twenty two fun and halal facts about Rohan Ghostwind](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/twenty-two-fun-and-halal-facts-about)

_2026-08-22 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

ana maraDun ana ad-da'u, wa minee ta'ti awja'oo, wa laysa limudminee abadan, minal akhyari atba'oo

## [The data means whatever you want it to mean, stay at home boyfriend edition](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/the-data-means-whatever-you-want-6b4)

_2026-08-20 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

men need to, like, level up 😤 😤 😤 😤 😤

## ["If you’re going to kill yourself, at least do it on camera"](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/if-youre-going-to-kill-yourself-at)

_2026-08-17 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

On the selfish nature of killing yourself without letting pundits monetize it first

## [I have a question for everyone who reads this](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/i-have-a-question-for-everyone-who)

_2026-08-14 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

...

## ["Is your writing natty, bro?" - some thoughts about AI](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/is-your-writing-natty-bro-some-thoughts)

_2026-08-12 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

OR: Steroids, staircases and Schadenfreude

## [Dating a queer autistic epileptic wheelchair bound woman with tourette’s is \*extremely\* aristocratic](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/dating-a-queer-autistic-epileptic)

_2026-08-10 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

On a completely unrelated note, how come there’s no female losers?

## [Everybody’s got a plan until they get sucked off by a harem of women](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/everybodys-got-a-plan-until-they)

_2026-08-06 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

Or, being a king is \*good\*, actually

## [You know what \*real\* masculinity is? \*Real\* masculinity is catering to women](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/you-know-what-real-masculinity-is)

_2026-08-03 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

Or, the people who would never invite you to their parties now need you at their protests.

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## [The K-Shaped Everything; or, the lamentable loss of the local luchador](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/the-k-shaped-everything-or-the-lamentable)

_2026-07-30 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

Or or, the inevitability of ASS

## [Liberalism is wasted on liberals](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/liberalism-is-wasted-on-liberals)

_2026-07-27 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

Thoughts on the omni pro-choice movement

## [Freddie deBoer as Lena Dunham; or, resentful turtles all the way down](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/freddie-deboer-as-lena-dunham-or)

_2026-07-23 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

Also there's a Korean guy who wants to play the flute somewhere in here.

## [All of my haters are digitally SA-ing me, actually](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/all-of-my-haters-are-digitally-sa)

_2026-07-20 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

Or, the long term consequences of the #MeToo Movement

## [The Lamentable Deterioration of Christopher Nolan](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/the-lamentable-deterioration-of-christopher)

_2026-07-16 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

Or, how Oppenheimer is not a story about Oppenheimer

## [Russell conjugation is a girl’s best friend](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/russell-conjugation-is-a-girls-best)

_2026-07-13 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

Or, if you don't allow me to cheat on you then you're literally a slave owner

## [Is romance dead? An extremely scintillating conversation with Rohan Ghostwind and Kailani B.](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/is-romance-dead-a-conversation-with)

_2026-07-12 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

A meeting of the minds in which two extremely high-profile Substack celebrities discuss the nature of romance, and whether it's even possible in this cruel cruel world

[Listen](https://api.substack.com/feed/podcast/206600799/5151fbbd8420e5605a38dcf41515249b.mp3)

## [The data means whatever you want it to mean — redux](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/the-data-means-whatever-you-want-655)

_2026-07-09 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

Or, I spoke to all the people who think and act like me and it turns out my beliefs are universal

## [Feminists are actually just shitty offshore Indian software developers if you think about it](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/feminists-are-actually-just-shitty)

_2026-07-06 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

Or, how my problems are systemic, and yours are individual

## [1619 and the Height of Woke](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/1619-and-the-height-of-woke)

_2026-07-04 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

Now that America is 250 years old, I thought it would be a good time to go back and revisit certain cultural moments from the perspective of the future

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## [Broken Overton Windows Theory - Redux](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/broken-overton-windows-theory-redux)

_2026-06-30 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

Or, how the LinkedIn Left is trying to get it's mojo back

## [Would Ezra Klein attend Bonnie Blue’s baby shower?](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/would-ezra-klein-attend-bonnie-blues)

_2026-06-26 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

Or, how the LinkedIn Left didn't care about virtue until five minutes ago.

## [Ezra Klein, Sam Harris, and the bitter fruits of forbidden knowledge](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/ezra-klein-sam-harris-and-the-bitter)

_2026-06-22 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

Be careful what you wish for, Bucko

## ["Normal" people are fucking pathetic](https://brackishwatersbarrensoil.substack.com/p/normal-people-are-fucking-pathetic)

_2026-06-19 · Brackish Waters, Barren Soil_

So fuck normal