# Dan Sinker — RSS Amplifier Everything Dan Sinker publishes, via the RSS Amplifier directory. Page: Feed: --- ## [FAILURE IS SOMETIMES AN OPTION](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/failure-H30CuQj_) _2026-08-05 · Says Who?_ Maureen has been alone for ten days with an orbital sander and a dream—a dream of a thing she thought would be easy and fun and take a few days. That is not how this went down. She needs to talk to Dan about it. Failure is fun! And important! And definitely what is happening right now! Dan is not surprised. Meanwhile, no one knows if Mitch McConnell is even alive, so who cares if Maureen can’t… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/media/audio/transcoded/02ccd187-fa5c-45d9-b803-71a7ada6b90a/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/audio/group/96ec816e-1162-426e-bad3-6cb9191f6490/group-item/ed72afe4-e472-42d4-b0e9-b8e2a82e7c36/128_default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [RAINBOW DAN](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/rainbow-dan-wwUWjIax) _2026-07-29 · Says Who?_ We’re back! Dan’s in California, going to Disney and living his best life under an orange tree. Maureen has been left to her own devices for ten days and bought a bunch of power tools. Time to think about the Big Picture—living right, climate change, does the Senate even matter, and how many times you should ride Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride. It’s summer 2026. Time to do what feels right, SaysWhovia. Says… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/media/audio/transcoded/02ccd187-fa5c-45d9-b803-71a7ada6b90a/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/audio/group/cd68c826-9d3b-4d04-903f-cf2abef520cb/group-item/97d6df8e-304b-4bfd-ac34-7e3cbc92e8c8/128_default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [GRIM, FUNNY](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/grim-funny-wX68q1gA) _2026-07-15 · Says Who?_ Dan and Maureen are back! Well, to SaysWhovia. Maureen is in NYC. Dan is dragging a metal house across America and is a little nervous about it. Obviously, this week we’re going to talk about Which Senators Are Dead—a creepy new game that’s more challenging than it appears. We missed so many things on this year’s SHOES card. Come over here, SaysWhovia. Prove you’re alive. Says Who is made possible… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/media/audio/transcoded/02ccd187-fa5c-45d9-b803-71a7ada6b90a/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/audio/group/cd20fe5b-ca25-41e7-9088-ba98cfc4f6a9/group-item/af016d1e-46ee-46eb-baa1-097f1e7151f3/128_default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [THE FYRE FESTIVAL OF SEMIQUINCENTENNIALS](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/the-fyre-festival-of-semiquincentennials-shHxJGZH) _2026-07-01 · Says Who?_ The Fourth of July, and America's 250th birthday, is this week and the vibes are off. But it's OK because a good old fashioned state fair has set up in the nation's capital and it's going just great. Plus: pretty soon someone's launching nearly a million firework shells. Nothing can stop us now. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/media/audio/transcoded/02ccd187-fa5c-45d9-b803-71a7ada6b90a/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/audio/group/bb5abadb-59be-4191-adec-0591fcb8108c/group-item/f5304b9b-88ba-4bd2-ac4c-41ffd5ec725a/128_default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [POND SCUM](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/pond-scum-L8qhQI93) _2026-06-24 · Says Who?_ Well, obviously Dan and Maureen are going to talk about the reflecting pool. Obviously. But also! RFK has pockets full of sauerkraut, we tried to invade Greenland for Red Lobster, and Maureen spills on a secret she’s been keeping for MONTHS! Just put your suit on, SaysWhovia. And maybe some protective gear. We’re going swimming. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/media/audio/transcoded/02ccd187-fa5c-45d9-b803-71a7ada6b90a/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/audio/group/e2e6de15-3a87-4e55-a98c-d41b34e6122f/group-item/bb550d11-645f-4af2-ade2-12d6d6532be3/128_default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [FANS AND SOUP](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/fans-and-soup-tsRzSYPK) _2026-06-17 · Says Who?_ What’s that feeling in the air? It’s patriotism! We’re celebrating 250 years of whatever this is the way our wacky founding fathers would have wanted—turning the reflecting pool green, wrapping the Kennedy Center in a tarp, and having a cage match on the White House lawn. But it’s not even our nation’s birthday yet! It’s just a Big Boy’s Birthday and we’re getting some fun in early to celebrate… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/media/audio/transcoded/02ccd187-fa5c-45d9-b803-71a7ada6b90a/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/audio/group/a059155c-5be8-49b1-a2f3-f771ec7ba10f/group-item/f712700a-0b5d-4d7a-a45f-75124d72c349/128_default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [TOR-ISTS](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/tor-ists-kk_flKmf) _2026-06-10 · Says Who?_ Dan and Maureen are back after a brief and unexpected hiatus. Maureen has many things to tell Dan—so many adventures in England. This includes the new SaysWhovia Manor. Let’s ignore the news for a minute and hear about our future in the past, when we all get really into falconry and magick. Grab your staff, SaysWhovia. We’re going to the Misty Mountain. Says Who is made possible by you, through… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/media/audio/transcoded/02ccd187-fa5c-45d9-b803-71a7ada6b90a/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/audio/group/94e0d7a5-c294-4837-9346-b463e9988378/group-item/a0c43954-5d46-447f-8aa4-5f5ea752bc66/128_default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [MR NEGATIVE'S TUBE OF DOOM](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/tube-of-doom-_TGZbUbj) _2026-05-27 · Says Who?_ Hey SaysWhovia, there's a big vat of chemicals threatening to blow, a Ultimate Fighting Championships ring getting built at the White House, and DoJo's getting married. So clearly: It's our time. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/media/audio/transcoded/02ccd187-fa5c-45d9-b803-71a7ada6b90a/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/audio/group/91f08c46-507a-4882-a244-97f9c44fff98/group-item/19f2e2de-6bb5-4300-bffd-47a3820d405a/128_default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [THE HAPPIEST CAT IN TOWN](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/happiest-cat-bG6Z1tFm) _2026-05-13 · Says Who?_ Is it all feeling like a lot, SaysWhovia? That’s because it is. The UK doesn’t know who’s in charge. Voting rights have been jettisoned back to Jim Crow times. Trump is driving around in the reflecting pool. New virus just dropped. But this is a copying strategy! And those racist Confederate lovers are loser scum. Keep trying. Keep with your friends. Listen to the new Rebel Spirit! Organize your… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/media/audio/transcoded/02ccd187-fa5c-45d9-b803-71a7ada6b90a/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/audio/group/bfbec4c8-30b0-4cba-b37a-d3be15115e90/group-item/7f674307-d132-4d0d-bfa0-671a10c0a782/128_default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [DAN'S MAGIC MACHINE](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/magic-machine-RIS0qXGA) _2026-04-29 · Says Who?_ There was nothing to talk about this week. Nothing at all. So Dan built a machine. A machine to write a book. On a week where nothing happened. You get it. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/media/audio/transcoded/02ccd187-fa5c-45d9-b803-71a7ada6b90a/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/audio/group/82054411-01c9-4ef1-a425-1bd8b6fd610b/group-item/a98a60ed-f8f4-411c-9005-fdee51fe4182/128_default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [Production-grade web engineering (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/7qf0WSvLyacf) _2026-04-29 · **Sponsored**_ Senior engineers who rebuild or launch scalable web products with enterprise rigor ## [CRUISE THE HORMUZ](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/hormuz-RBeSuPLD) _2026-04-22 · Says Who?_ This week, take a trip with Dan and Maureen to the weirdest cruise route (currently) in the world. Also, let’s talk writing! And why everyone has to get really drunk to be around Trump. And how there’s a war but it’s not a war and it’s won already but it’s about to start except it is over and the Strait of Hormuz is completely open but we’ve closed it and Iran has closed it and there’s a ceasefire… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/media/audio/transcoded/02ccd187-fa5c-45d9-b803-71a7ada6b90a/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/audio/group/dfd0597f-ca85-4605-8587-54b8ac347ca6/group-item/b9b45848-0b4e-4eff-9fd9-dbd0779ace51/128_default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [YOU GOT VANCED](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/vanced-0ezLBHO_) _2026-04-15 · Says Who?_ Dan and Maureen have a new home! They just need to legally buy it and move in, but it is theirs. Dan is going to become a Druid and Maureen is going to make food and write spells. Why not? After all, this week: JD Vance destroyed the hopes of the Hungarian far-right and then tanked talks with Iran while Donald Trump watched a cage match. Donald Trump turned himself into Jesus and decided to fight… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/media/audio/transcoded/02ccd187-fa5c-45d9-b803-71a7ada6b90a/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/audio/group/f1bd3d09-6098-445f-9276-6be00eea580a/group-item/8d0b6d6d-6520-42ae-88db-61c399d98ec2/128_default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [PARTY LIKE IT'S 1999](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/party-like-its-1999-9zBQrzzG) _2026-04-08 · Says Who?_ Dan and Maureen get together on this Wednesday morning (a day later than usual) to break down the important things: Maureen’s new kitchen blind, a planner from Staples, possible nuclear war, mysterious fried chicken smells, the blessed air purifier, a head of FEMA teleporting to a Waffle House, and the power of commenting online. Considering the week we've all had, it’s actually pretty positive.… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/media/audio/transcoded/02ccd187-fa5c-45d9-b803-71a7ada6b90a/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/audio/group/ece9ef81-b730-403c-b741-b4ccd88399ea/group-item/d98057c4-5fee-44e0-8b9f-b37a10256513/128_default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [WHERE THERE'S SMOKE](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/where-theres-smoke-tpqRXkW2) _2026-04-01 · Says Who?_ Dan has been out on the road working on his book and now he is tired. Also, he has not been looking at the news. But Maureen has a story that summarizes all he, and SaysWhovia, needs to know. Hold on to your butts, SaysWhovia. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/media/audio/transcoded/02ccd187-fa5c-45d9-b803-71a7ada6b90a/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/audio/group/0c812229-becc-43db-9b8f-848193f31745/group-item/0c4730d3-bb74-4b5a-b9b0-1c9f8e571590/128_default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [A JAR IN A SKIRT](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/jar-in-a-skirt-oCmIQYLk) _2026-03-18 · Says Who?_ How’s anyone supposed to cope with things these days? The war? The chaos? The madman in charge? So many problems! Dan is worried. Everybody relax, because Maureen has an idea. Nice deep inhale, SaysWhovia. Everything’s going to be fine now. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/media/audio/transcoded/02ccd187-fa5c-45d9-b803-71a7ada6b90a/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/audio/group/99ad7ee1-1208-40e2-93fd-f14a1e5fd0a9/group-item/eb5375cb-7f7d-4929-a5f1-77f5dbd8e4ff/128_default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [SHOES, YOU LOSE!](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/shoes-you-lose-L_j_Evqx) _2026-03-11 · Says Who?_ What’s that sound, SaysWhovia? Why, that’s the sound of tiny shoes and great big shoes—shoes of every size, tapping all over the White House! Special Correspondent A.C. Shoe reports from the remains of the East Wing, where there’s something afoot! Seriously, this week is terrible so we’re going to talk about Trump’s weird shoe thing. Step inside, SaysWhovia! The shoe might not fit, but wear it… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/media/audio/transcoded/02ccd187-fa5c-45d9-b803-71a7ada6b90a/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/audio/group/7f050c24-e98d-4300-9be1-554f5f6b5d76/group-item/3fa43247-2e5b-43c7-b5f9-21d85e5321ba/128_default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [THE SECOND GUY AND THE THIRD GUY](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/second-guy-HuXD1a56) _2026-03-04 · Says Who?_ Maureen has pneumonia and now she and Dan are going to try to explain the war, and also 2001: A Space Odyssey. This is one of those episodes, SaysWhovia. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/media/audio/transcoded/02ccd187-fa5c-45d9-b803-71a7ada6b90a/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/audio/group/03f44492-efe6-4717-a31e-f7a8dc539b72/group-item/826563cc-85c1-4d6b-bbf3-c4a58d66da66/128_default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [ONE LITTLE PEPPERCORN](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/peppercorn-dZZ_tz_b) _2026-02-25 · Says Who?_ Maureen is sick. Just a little sick! Dan wants her to back to bed, but Maureen has too many stories to tell…stories of princes, Lords of Darkness, arcane rituals, and houses that cost a single peppercorn. The UK is full of intrigue! Meanwhile, it’s all pizza and beer and war over in the US. Why can’t we get a magical house for a single peppercorn or have a prince that’s called the c\*\*\*? Get cozy… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/media/audio/transcoded/02ccd187-fa5c-45d9-b803-71a7ada6b90a/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/audio/group/45284726-8f1a-4a3c-ae01-2719bbcc8452/group-item/17b4fc4e-c4be-47d1-8c3e-6fa7e14dbe67/128_default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [WHAT THE \*&@$ HAPPENED TO PAM](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/what-happened-to-pam-3fcUW_Hs) _2026-02-18 · Says Who?_ It’s Maureen’s birthday week! She’s spending it in her signature style—walking maybe too far, biting off more than she can chew, and organizing her notebooks. Meanwhile, Dan has been enjoying a little summery weather in the middle of the cold winter. While he was out, he heard a story. He wants to share it with Maureen, because Maureen loves stories. And dogs. Maureen loves dogs. And so,… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/88a2ce60-2609-48cf-b715-00f163cd509f/audio/8ef94bfd-b752-4188-9d08-3dfea2847f72/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [TOO MANY DUCKS](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/too-many-ducks-ZBlQ8R0r) _2026-02-11 · Says Who?_ Dan and Maureen are easing into February with clear heads and warm hearts. It’s basically still New Year’s, so Maureen is talking planners! But in an okay way. She really has a grip on it now. The problem, actually—or the subject—is ducks, and their organization. Sometimes, you just have too many! Speaking of too many—there are too many Epstein files and too many terrible things in them, but in… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/fb93872d-fd2d-40e7-8d43-afef20cc31fe/audio/01072883-e77b-4eb5-b59f-0407fe8ee1a5/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [AI News Summaries & Audio (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/QVssT7HOynsi) _2026-02-11 · **Sponsored**_ Tap an article for an AI summary and an audio briefing. ## [MAUREEN'S ROCKS](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/maureens-rocks-VGjk4C_e) _2026-02-04 · Says Who?_ So it turns out Maureen has been collecting rocks all this time. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/585a15a8-0128-466b-adc3-be2813639288/audio/2b077a36-1de5-4b32-b1eb-435990cfe26c/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [ICE ICE BABY](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/ice-ice-baby-Ho9fsk8d) _2026-01-29 · Says Who?_ SaysWhovia! We are back. Well, Dan has been here all along suffering through \* waves hands in all directions\* with the rest of you. But Maureen? Maureen has been away! Offline! Disconnected! And she's made a big mistake: She came back. Welcome to hell. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/e932ee06-5142-4633-9d43-8dcfa0f7f044/audio/c8141da0-5a5c-4e94-b17e-c878c692cca0/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [INTO THE PIT](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/into-the-pit-Ws_sfbXX) _2026-01-14 · Says Who?_ 2026 has arrived on the stage with a lot to prove. Thirteen days in, Dan and Maureen try to parse it all, and they have an idea: bear holes. Get digging, SaysWhovia. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/cae8690b-1dff-42e9-9361-ce378ecc51ec/audio/58e31667-b500-4894-a0d2-6197df8314ac/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [NO DIRECTION](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/no-direction-F0rANF2r) _2026-01-07 · Says Who?_ Welcome to 2026? Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/f6d3cb8b-5e8d-449e-8592-c6248c19cd26/audio/71fb76ce-10cc-40b2-a5e9-f5dd89bf323b/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [MAUREENOLOGUE](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/maureenologue-Krd2bYWq) _2025-12-31 · Says Who?_ It's the end of the year and Maureen has some things to say. Happy New Year? Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/ea710541-5b4c-4301-8424-943de2d6de19/audio/0c2768dd-aa58-4468-9133-f345a8b3ef9d/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [BIG MUG](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/big-mug-txp0ncLM) _2025-12-10 · Says Who?_ This week, as 2025 draws to a close after an astonishing 11 month run, Dan and Maureen find themselves the holiday spirit. Maureen has a great big mug from the SaysWho shop that she can barely lift. That’s because she hasn’t been working out in the new airport gyms. She needs to do her pull-ups! Yes, the powers that be are closing out 2025—not by bringing peace or prosperity or health care—but by… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/ad3cde17-151d-4d85-b745-840ad0e94a99/audio/6296fa97-c6c7-4329-94d8-3ba9595f6964/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [GARBAGE BRAGS](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/garbage-brags-6MYuswHg) _2025-12-03 · Says Who?_ This week, Maureen and Dan had to record on Monday, so whatever weird stuff happened on Tuesday, they don’t know about. Don’t tell them. No spoilers. Because this episode is about wonderful things. Maureen has a magical encounter with a SaysWhovian. Dan’s wonderful holiday stockings are flying off the virtual shelves. Books are good! And New York City emerges once again as the best city in the… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/6c8cd224-744d-405a-ad7b-112526011519/audio/c1103e00-f3ef-4eef-b7d7-e7aa40fe02b8/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [AMERICAN CANYON](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/american-canyon-45Ht6xuD) _2025-11-26 · Says Who?_ Gobble gobble! It’s pretty much Thanksgiving! This week, Dan and Maureen are reflecting on 2025 so far. Like Trump falling in love with Mamdani. Stuff like that. Also, is stuffing any good? But really, Dan is trying to catch a fly. 90% of this episode is Dan trying to catch a fly, which has got to be a metaphor for something. And since we’re talking metaphors, Maureen reads from more of the… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/8e7d19b3-ac60-43e3-b17d-7f832b41a9ff/audio/d9cc9c2b-0ce5-4328-9318-50e60c32b60f/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [WE DID NUZZI THIS COMING](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/nuzzi-_Tjzz9_H) _2025-11-19 · Says Who?_ Hey, SaysWhovia, are you ready for a little extra this week? This is the Fish Delight of Says Who—50% more—and all of it rich and filling! Come with us as we find out what’s happening with the Epstein emails. Then, Trump finally gets to meet his heroes at McDonalds. And then… then Dan and Maureen really get into it. Because this time we’re going back to someone who was a guest on this very show… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/535f24cc-84dd-464d-9b2c-046146666b80/audio/a260eb8c-f387-4aa3-9174-60b190c373e3/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [OKAY FRODO](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/frodo-Lc9zE_PU) _2025-11-12 · Says Who?_ This week, Maureen is on her way to Iceland, and Dan is in Chicagoland, where the battle rages on. Time to talk about the ACA and the Democrats in general! Which is going to be spicy! Grab a puffin, SaysWhovia. It’s time to get real. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/8263f27c-f028-44f9-a50d-d0ac9ee687a4/audio/76ce026f-b894-4d96-bf11-595dbc16b950/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [Build with the cheapest GPUs (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/7ahts2IWQAt2) _2025-11-12 · **Sponsored**_ Deployed a live API in minutes; one user spent under $10. ## [OYSTERS!](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/oysters-JR1X54eS) _2025-11-05 · Says Who?_ Surprise! It was Maureen’s mom’s birthday. She is in PA. There was a party. Actually, there was more than one party. Maureen is still there, so things are going great. She wishes she was in NYC to watch NYC try to get its first non-clown mayor. You already know what happened, SaysWhovia. Dan and Maureen are in the dark. Meanwhile, Dan has split his time between helping people in Chicago, which is… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/9e3665af-b10b-4cbd-963e-57c00471c093/audio/124baf53-c9a2-416d-826d-8d5fdd7c9581/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [FLYING ON ONE WING](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/one-wing-zgGFH5Fm) _2025-10-29 · Says Who?_ Dan and Maureen are back after an unexpected absence (last week’s episode had to go to the Secret Place). A lot has happened! Maureen is trying to make a fake restaurant. Dan drove around with a ghost. No one is sleeping! Meanwhile, the Battle of Chicago is real and raging on. Dan reports in. NYC gets ready for the big election. Also, Trump got mad and tore down the East Wing of the White House in… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/870db0fc-515f-4611-b2fc-db1e9a928d27/audio/6ba2613a-b56c-4f7d-a39b-ad4d09cb40ef/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [392th BONUS EPISODE SPECTAULAR!](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/400-3VluqZ0i) _2025-10-15 · Says Who?_ In 2016, two babies sat down to make an eight episode podcast. Now, on episode 400, they reflect on all the things they didn’t know going into this idea—namely, anything. They didn’t know anything. How would they have dealt with street kidnappings, COVID, an increasingly unhinged Trump marauding the land? Probably not well! Also, Dan is now writing a book, and Maureen has seen some new planners.… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/76bee0b3-d830-4353-9e9d-1cf46c85a8e3/audio/e4ab0819-0256-4820-83a3-1800f4343153/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [300 FOOT SKELETON](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/300-foot-skeleton-vBaz63IV) _2025-10-08 · Says Who?_ Dan hates Illinois Nazis. But there here, so we're gonna have to deal with them. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/e1009572-d9ec-4ae8-b077-ecf4fa829f04/audio/b0ddb191-1ee7-48f0-9443-024cfc83fecf/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [FAT BATTLESHIPS](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/fat-battleships-jkrl5xM_) _2025-10-02 · Says Who?_ It's been a week, Sayswhovia. A. Week. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/664dcebf-4070-4fce-88b0-5802a680377d/audio/a2aeb604-6e0c-4d93-8097-88c2523646a7/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [INFLATE THE BABY](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/inflate-the-baby-40AtIzI1) _2025-09-24 · Says Who?_ SaysWhovia, some weeks come with too much filling. The news oozes out and gets all over your clothes. This was such a week. And like two people unwittingly and unwillingly taking place in a restaurant challenge, Dan and Maureen have to eat the whole thing. Where to start? The end of non-censored comedy and commentary? Openly listing crimes on social media? Handfuls of cash? A creepy love story?… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/7aa3d1a4-fb84-4e1d-840f-3ea2e77ad3ff/audio/8d5891fa-988e-44fd-9cbb-ba0b15da8420/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [DIVER DOWN](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/diver-down-nWcV4PDX) _2025-09-17 · Says Who?_ OK yes that thing happened , you know the one. But did you hear about the scuba diver thief at Disney World???? Maureen has a book out, awful news happened, and $10k is missing from a paddleboat in Disney Springs. This certainly sounds like an episode of Says Who, doesn't it. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/5abe31b6-df2d-4d6a-9f27-3ca4b53858e5/audio/9b98bb74-d01c-49b7-bdac-854d2dcddb62/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [NUMBER NINE NUMBER NINE NUMBER NINE](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/number-nine-UegAqPpK) _2025-09-10 · Says Who?_ Nine years ago Maureen and Dan sat down to record an eight episode podcast. Mistakes were made. Here they are, 395 episodes later, while Maureen is in the midst of finishing yet another book, to talk about... whatever fresh hell we all find ourselves in. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/378ca89e-f440-4cb1-ba53-3e27eae6c814/audio/5471126c-1477-494c-bf3e-517a2f562761/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [MR. GIULIANI'S WILD RIDE](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/mr-giulianis-wild-ride-XKCy_wqa) _2025-09-03 · Says Who?_ We know why you came this week, and we are here to deliver. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/f616ffbd-4f87-4afc-aae4-f17c1375582c/audio/f07066d5-8fc4-4804-928a-cbc3eaffd326/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [UTAH COTTON](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/utah-cotton-U13ol0Ss) _2025-08-27 · Says Who?_ Dan and Maureen are back! Well, Maureen is still where she was and Dan is still not home, but they are back in SaysWhovia at the end of Dan’s Very Bad, No Good Summer. Dan needs a nap and a hug. He has stories from the American road, though. Have you heard about the vast cotton fields of Utah? Meanwhile, two of his favorite things: the postal system and Chicago are being threatened. New York did a… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/31fa51a5-858b-4df5-9686-c48118b43336/audio/424f2aeb-9b1b-4d85-bf14-d64801aa8641/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [ROAD ARMOR](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/road-armor-0IOS2XkL) _2025-08-14 · Says Who?_ Sometimes you find a mace on the road, SaysWhovia. It’s 2025. Pick it up. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/ba60bedf-44d2-4c09-baa1-378e2082b935/audio/cc9e3bbe-2b91-4b10-9aac-ca0c497e2dfb/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [UP ON THE ROOF](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/up-on-the-roof-YVYrjmaa) _2025-08-06 · Says Who?_ SaysWhovia, Dan needs a hug. Maureen, however, is fine and has the receipts to prove it. Everything is very normal and very cool with her. Also, with Trump, who is on the roof of the White House for very normal reasons. Also, we’re going to build a nuclear reactor on the moon! Which is like the roof of the earth, if you think about it long enough. Everything is going up, up, up! Except for Dan’s… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/29cc978e-ebdc-424b-a3c8-50752b45628a/audio/2252668f-744e-40b9-be5b-5c805a3754f5/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO DROWN ONE](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/sometimes-you-have-to-drown-one-Ltc53A1K) _2025-07-31 · Says Who?_ Maureen is back from the green, green fields of England and has brought a whole new outlook! She saw a cow. Everything is better now. But she did have to explain America to a lot of English people, which was tricky. It’s all about the rollercoasters. Meanwhile, Dan has been holding down the fort. He’s fine. He’s great! He wants to talk to Maureen about soccer, because anything is better than… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/d2e641a6-613b-4316-8aa1-917b49d1b409/audio/65d218b3-3181-4546-a32c-af18cce448c5/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [ENGLAND'S DREAMING](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/englands-dreaming-77h9UKN2) _2025-07-16 · Says Who?_ This week, Maureen is in England, where not everything is terrible. There’s tea at four. Birds are singing in the trees. A gentle breeze blows through the air. No one is being fed to alligators. Dan is in the Bad Place still, and wants Maureen to know what has been going on. Everyone is looking for the Epstein files. Trump can dismantle the government, and also, he stole a trophy! Maureen should… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/29ac409c-d014-4af9-9e0f-f39abb305b6a/audio/15bc0653-58d9-443b-994c-f914bcfe510f/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [BADGER WATCH](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/badger-watch-uf_zt1ct) _2025-07-09 · Says Who?_ Hey Sayswhovia! It is hot and it is bad and Maureen and Dan are here to help (???) you through it. And hey, as bad as things are, at least you're not Dan, whose teeth keep falling out. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/9cb66b7d-ccbf-45f4-8536-5d317b09de8b/audio/85fe84b3-dc8d-4c03-b434-d2f505d972c9/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [BUTTER DEMON CASTLE](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/demon-castle-crGI19pb) _2025-07-02 · Says Who?_ Welcome back to regular Says Who service as Dan’s schedule starts to regulate. And good things are happening! Maureen is sewing and making froyo. Dan and Son of Dan made a video game controller out of garbage! That’s great! And there’s a bill! A big, monster of a bill, slouching toward the House. Trump and Elon are fighting again, and we finally made our first concentration camp. USA! So let’s… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/cdba2a5c-adbe-4929-88ca-9057fc0a4a5c/audio/8033588d-4f47-4e57-83e2-f8a4a91a3165/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [THE FIVE CUOMOS](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/five-cuomos-GG_I23Vt) _2025-06-25 · Says Who?_ It sure is hot out there, SaysWhovia. Especially in NYC, where Maureen has been out voting. Dan has thoughts on this, because he always has thoughts on New York and the mayor situation. This all turns out to be about sandwiches. Also, war! Maureen makes dog food! Wear sunscreen, SaysWhovia. Conditions are warming up. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/7078cb3e-8035-4b0c-a52c-4e05d341b406/audio/14a42ab5-0cbf-4151-926e-55d49a93317a/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [THE PUDDING HOUR](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/pudding-WSExuwKz) _2025-06-18 · Says Who?_ Dan had a genuinely rough week, SaysWhovia. We’re going to have a relaxing episode with some pudding and a nice parade. A big parade. Huge. And maybe an old friend will come and sing us a song. Let’s take care of each other, SaysWhovia, and let’s have some pudding. Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/53bd57e2-6719-4a28-b485-28f114b98fd0/audio/c0ff9fba-8654-4d7c-a553-2e97cb3f2750/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/never-z6LD0Sgd) _2025-06-04 · Says Who?_ Everything is going great SaysWhovia. Maureen's brain is shorting out as her deadline grows near, the recording connection keeps freezing up, and Elon's popping 20 pills a day. Oh also, he has a black eye. And is definitely not high. It's fine. Everything's fine. Wolfy's! Says Who is made possible by you, through your support of our Patreon at patreon.com/sayswho [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/63ff06ce-c394-400c-95ba-e1be8062ec08/audio/de7d2ea0-07be-425a-a444-1a8012bda51e/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9) ## [NO ONE WANTS YOUR PANTS](https://sayswhopodcast.com/episodes/your-pants-P3qf4u6I) _2025-05-28 · Says Who?_ It’s been a messy start to today, SayWhovia. Literally. But we’re going to get through it together. Because this week, we have a delicious meal to serve up, straight from the best kitchens of the Trump golf courses. Or, from a kitchen of a Trump golf course. Come learn about the new grift! And if you feel like you’re in too deep, Dan and Maureen will send one of the new Eric Adams lifeguard… [Listen](https://cdn.simplecast.com/audio/5d33be9a-9eaf-4297-93ec-ee15d5779022/episodes/5ac71233-23ab-4ed9-99a8-a36aeaafc43f/audio/83dc1c5b-eab0-46c6-9c2e-25f73ae6686b/default_tc.mp3?aid=rss_feed&feed=Od_4Ryk9)