Chloe Summers
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Screw the News
Sharp Satire on Soft News
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Trump Claims He Never Heard of Jon Stewart
Sunset Boulevard Traffic Planner Confirms Reviewing Thirty-Four Hundred Community Survey Responses Required Genuinely More Analytical Patience Than Any Actual Dissertation Data Set He’s Processed
Boyle Heights Small Business Owner Confirms Navigating Recovery Resources After The Nearby Warehouse Fire Required Genuinely More Bureaucratic Persistence Than Any Actual Immigration Paperwork She’s Filed
Alpine Recreation Center Interpreter Confirms Providing Simultaneous Spanish And Cantonese Translation At The Sunset Boulevard Open House Required Genuinely More Mental Endurance Than Any Actual Marathon She’s Run
Griffith Park Astronomy Educator Confirms Fielding Increased Visitor Questions During KCRW Summer Nights Programming Required Genuinely More On-The-Spot Scientific Recall Than Any Actual Certification Exam She’s Taken
Echo Park Festival Organizer Confirms Coordinating The Fifteenth Anniversary Lineup Required Genuinely More Diplomatic Skill Than Any Actual Family Estate Negotiation He’s Navigated
Los Feliz Muralist Confirms Completing His Assigned Wall Before The Live Music Portion Started Required Genuinely More Time Management Than Any Actual Gallery Deadline He’s Faced
Silver Lake Diner Confirms Mapping Out A Strategic Route Through Dine LA’s Four Hundred Participating Restaurants Required Genuinely More Logistical Planning Than Any Actual Cross-Country Road Trip She’s Taken
Greek Theatre Usher Confirms Managing Emotional Overflow During The La La Land Tenth Anniversary Orchestral Screening Required Genuinely More Crowd Sensitivity Than Any Actual Grief Counseling Training He’s Completed
Manhattan Beach Volleyball Tournament Volunteer Confirms Coordinating Sand Court Maintenance Between Matches Required Genuinely More Precision Timing Than Any Actual Formula One Pit Crew He’s Studied
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