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• Brad Davenport

  I write about the absurd parts of being alive, like how my houseplants have formed a government, or why my watch congratulates me for standing up. Just observations that hopefully make you smile.

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• In Defence Of The Semolina

  Brad Davenport · 2026-08-20

• Donkey Stoning The Front Step Every Thursday

  Brad Davenport · 2026-08-10

• Grandma Ran That House Like A Woman With A Train To Catch

  Brad Davenport · 2026-07-24

• Make Sure You’re Back Home When The Street Lamps Come On

  Brad Davenport · 2026-07-17

• They Sent Me To Bed Just As The Party Started

  Brad Davenport · 2026-07-09

• We Kept The “Best” Room For People Who Never Came

  Brad Davenport · 2026-07-01

• The Planner Radiating Potential, From Inside A Drawer

  Brad Davenport · 2026-06-22

• The Third Drawer Down, On The Left

  Brad Davenport · 2026-06-09

• A Wobbly Trolley Wheel In Human Form

  Brad Davenport · 2026-06-01

• I Own Seven Umbrellas. Or Is It Eight? I Never Know

  Brad Davenport · 2026-05-26

• The Computer Knew My Password The Whole Time

  Brad Davenport · 2026-05-18

• Seven Nearly Identical Photos Of A Jacket Potato

  Brad Davenport · 2026-05-11

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