# Bob Welland — RSS Amplifier

Everything Bob Welland publishes, via the RSS Amplifier directory.

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## [Low bar boyfriend song](https://glommed.substack.com/p/low-bar-boyfriend-song)

_2026-08-27 · Glommed_

I’m the type of music listener who hears and enjoys a song dozens of times before paying attention to what the lyrics are saying.

## [Your flight has been preponed](https://glommed.substack.com/p/your-flight-has-been-preponed)

_2026-08-20 · Glommed_

A friend of mine got an email alert from her airline.

## [Big Turk Candy Bar: "Um, Actually" or "Yum, Actually"](https://glommed.substack.com/p/big-turk-candy-bar-um-actually-or)

_2026-08-13 · Glommed_

The Big Turk is a candy bar available only in Canada.

## [Hallelujah for poorly named workout gear](https://glommed.substack.com/p/hallelujah-for-butt-exercises)

_2026-08-06 · Glommed_

Leonard Cohen released the wonderfully melancholic song “Hallelujah” in 1984.

## [Safety Card for Time Travel](https://glommed.substack.com/p/safety-card-for-time-travel)

_2026-07-30 · Glommed_

Welcome aboard. Our flight time will be minus 20 years.

## [Kids Section Highlights](https://glommed.substack.com/p/kids-section-highlights)

_2026-07-23 · Glommed_

From my local community newspaper

## [Pistachio Cake Mix: Do Buy or Don't Buy](https://glommed.substack.com/p/pistachio-cake-mix-do-buy-or-dont)

_2026-07-16 · Glommed_

Is it your new favorite green cake?

## [The Itty Bitty Nightmare Light](https://glommed.substack.com/p/the-itty-bitty-nightmare-light)

_2026-07-09 · Glommed_

The attempt-to-be-considerate-husband fail

## [MP3 Album Art, Hacked](https://glommed.substack.com/p/mp3-album-art-hacked)

_2026-07-02 · Glommed_

And a music guessing game by-product

## [Noise Cancelling Headphones Poster](https://glommed.substack.com/p/noise-cancelling-headphones-poster)

_2026-06-25 · Glommed_

Can we cancel this airport kiosk advertisement?

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_2026-06-25 · **Sponsored**_

Keep in touch with people you know, build your career.

## [My favorite magazines, illustrated](https://glommed.substack.com/p/my-favorite-magazines-illustrated)

_2026-06-18 · Glommed_

Despite the challenges facing the magazine industry, there are still many varieties on newsstands providing social commentary. Here are some of my favs.

## [Disappearing Korean Bananas](https://glommed.substack.com/p/disappearing-korean-bananas)

_2026-06-11 · Glommed_

And the meme that won't wither away