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Lately
Melania finally reappears as the Natalie Harp drama gets weirder
Last night’s primaries had upsets, Trump losses, and one glorious school board flip
Trump is investigating vandalism committed by his own July 4th party
Karoline Leavitt is stepping down, but don’t celebrate yet
Trump is cutting childhood vaccines while measles makes a comeback
Pete Hegseth wants $1.5 trillion for defense and Republicans are not buying it
The Iran war is draining U.S. weapons faster than the Pentagon can keep up
AI models are teaching themselves to hack, because taking our jobs wasn’t enough
Trump’s Attorney General pick ended the president’s $1.8 billion fund for allies to save his confirmation
A Trump-backed congressman’s violent past is catching up with him
Iowa’s cancer rates are climbing, but sure, let’s protect Roundup
ICE admits it may have hired the wrong guy, which does not narrow it down
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