Welcome to the first issue of The asher Newsletter. I really appreciate all of you for signing up! I’ve been told that it’s important to under promise, over deliver, so I’ll just say this: now that you’re subscribed, you will never die and you will have amazing sex every day.
I’ll keep this one quick.
My new book is coming out in 6 weeks, and I’m having a launch party at The Bell House in Brooklyn. I’m putting a lot of love into organizing it and I legit think it’s going to be so insane and fun (I made custom sunglasses to give away!) — Click HERE for details. If you’re in the area, swing by and say hello.
If you’re not in the area, but would still like to say hello, I’ll be doing a few other book tour stops. Drop a comment if you want me to add your city to the list. I sincerely have no idea where you all are. It would be incredible to find out that 100% of you are in Toledo or something. Needless to say, if that were the case, Ohio, here I come!
Oh, and one small thing: The Late Show, where I work, got canceled last night. On a totally unrelated note, it would mean a lot if 10,000 of you became paid subscribers right now. Just a fun, random thought!
Here’s a cartoon to kick off your weekend:
And here are three things that I enjoyed this week that I think you might enjoy as well:
This cartoon from my nemesis Ellis Rosen:
This quote from Chris Williamson: “Perfectionism is procrastination masquerading as quality control.”
This article about how sloths do, in fact, fart (featuring a short video where a sloth in a bath tub, in fact, farts).
Finally, for paid subscribers, here are some bonus cartoons from me that you can’t find anywhere else (again, could be fun!):
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