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Modern etiquette reimagined through the ultimate social authority: A supercilious, New York-elitist 20-year-old gay guy.
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Etiquette: How To Act When You're No Longer Welcome
What happens when you follow each of my rules and your host still seems to loathe you? Last weekend, I was confronted with that question head-on.
Etiquette: How To Be A Guest In A Home You Couldn't Afford
There is an Emily Flake comic affixed to my fridge showing a husband and wife getting dressed.
The Gay Emily Post
Everyone always says that work doesn’t feel like work if you’re doing what you love. This alarmed me for so long, as jobs that include taking Instagram pictures and getting stoned in bed seem to be few and far between.
What To Do When Your Child Cold-Calls RFK Jr
“Larry David and I were forced to go, kicking and screaming."
A Jew's Guide to Christmas
Like all Jewish children, I grew up loving Christmas.
My Dearest Friends: An Open Letter To My Opps
Cross me once, shame on you. Cross me twice, wind up in my Substack.
Camp-O-Ween: I Gave. I Served. I Ate.
I have never been a fan of Halloween, as I find it imposes an unnecessary social pressure on what is meant to be a joyous celebration of Satan’s birthday.
Notes From A Gay Man Turned Frat Bro
As recently as, oh, this summer, I thought of Greek Life as a glorified book club — minus the book; a sacred allegiance to getting absurdly drunk four times a week in an effort to find community.
My Media Empire That You’ve Never Heard Of
My name is Ariel Ehrlich, I am 19 years old, and I run a media empire that you’ve never heard of.
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