justintferrell

Am I actually annoyed with the person I’m annoyed with or do I just need another cup of coffee?

My lizard brain is convinced that there is an elaborate system built on Apple Notes, Reminders and Shortcuts that will unlock vast amounts of productivity and efficiency if I can find the proper incantation.

You'll never convince me that Aston Martin's team isn't some kind of money laundering scheme.

Out-qualified week after week by a team whose car has literally never touched these tracks before.

How your email finds me