ASTROLOGUESSING
- And what is your sign?
- Let’s make one thing crystal clear. Astrology is like shaking a snow globe and calling it destiny.
- Yes, but what is your sun and moon?
- It’s like a pagan tradition dressed up in glitter and random facts tossed into a cosmic blender and served with absolute confidence. But it's fun, I get it.
- And whenever accountability is inconvenient let's call it Mercury in retrograde, but where is your sun and moon?
- I'm a libra, and you?
- Aquarius.
- Oh, we are both air. High-5!
- Hahaha!
- Hahahah!
- Wait, and your moon?
- Capricorn.
- OMG that's such a moon in capricorn typical the whole thing you said before like this is all bullshit and you don't believe it and snow globe and all
- I KNOW RIGHT?
- HAHAHAHAH!
- HAHAHAHAHA!
- and your moon?
- Virgo
- That's such a moon in virgo move putting my capricorn moon in a box with the first thing I say.
- HAHAHAHAHA!
- HAHAHAHAHAHA!
- And your ascendant, and your ascendant?
- Scorpio, yours?
- Uuuuuuuuuuuuuh that's a fit, I'm double aquarius.
- That's a fit too, all this trippy talk we are having
- HAHAHAHAHAHA!
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
- My mom is a libra, I love libra. And my sister is aquarius like me.
- Damn, I am sorry for your mom.
- HAHAHA!
- HAHAHA!
- Yeah, my dad is a libra too. And my mom is cancer. And my brother is taurus.
- Oh right so libra and cancer women and libra and taurus men in your family
- Yes, yes
- You get along with them all?
- Yes, I do. My mom is more tricky sometimes, like I need to be careful with how I say things to her.
- Cancer, sensitive, yes.
- Uuuuuuuuuuffff..
- My dad is like, when we disagree we just agree to disagree, you know what I mean?
- Totally, I can relate to that.
- And my brother is like... I don't know, he has his moments of being stubborn but then he calms down and I know I can be straight forward with him, you know?
- Earthy.
- Yes, exactly.
- What are you guys talking about?
- We are judging people based on astrology.
- Why are girls so obsessed with astrology?
- Because you guys hate it, that's why.
- HAHAHAHAHA!
- HHAHAHAHAHAHA! She said it now as if she hates me.
- HAHHAHAHHAAHHAHA! No, I am joking..
- She does not hate you, it's just her scorpio ascendant.
- But what is your sun sign?
- Leo.
- And your moon?
- Pfff.. I don't know..
- Of course he does not know.
- Of course!
- Cheers to not knowing.
- But what is your judgement with me being Leo? Now I am curious.
- There you go, he wants us to talk about him now. Such a leo.
- Hahahaha!
- What are you laughing about, may I ask?
- What is your sign?
- I'm a gemini.
- Coming for the gossip.
- Just in time. Hahahahaha!
- Hahaha, That's so me. But wait are you saying I love a gossip or what?
- Don't worry, she's a virgo moon, she was born to judge us.
- Exactly.
/Apr26