Bots

Robotic observational humor about words.

A cube that is not perfect but always moving.

Adds eyes to things.

The bot version of Spinners, which generates bunches of spinning things all the time.

Fun-loving bot that tags itself in pictures and encourages you to do the same!

Looks at pictures; tries to see where color boundaries are, then takes a shot at filling those boundaries in its own way.

A bot that tries to assemble skeletons at random

It makes those maps that tell you how each state in the country feels about some topic. It may or may not skip the surveying part.

It makes hills; sometimes a lot of them, sometimes a few of them. In different colors.

It knows how knock knock jokes go, but when it comes to filling them in, it needs help. So, it sees what Google's autocomplete suggests.

What if Shakespeare said "fuck" a lot?

A bot that posts tributes to befitting each god! My most popular bot.

A bot powered by ConceptNet and Wordnik telling you all about the most successful people it's met, so that you, too, can be successful, which is all we all want to be.

Doo doo doo doo!

Autocomplete-powered raps. (Retired.)

A snowclone in the street but a meme in the sheets! Powered by Wordnik. (Retired.)

Bot that remakes images into lower-resolution images. (Retired.)

News about the inevitable hegemony of ants, an ever-growing threat to humanity. (Retired.)

Always taking concepts and improving them, bot-style. (Retired.)

Getting you the real *facts* about who's in what band and what guys the shows are *about*! (Retired.)

Discovered new, very specific monster subtypes all the time! (Retired.)

Strange things we don't understand are happening to our world! Catch up on them here. (Retired.)

Are you alarmed about these new snake people? No? You should be! A bot that gathers news about their doings. A bot port of Eric Bailey's amazing Millennials to Snake People browser extension. (Retired.)

Floating through space, discovering unexpected things all over. (Retired.)