The year is 3022. Or 3023. Or even 4023.
The point is that we’re in the future. The distant future. The future we were promised. The future of the past.
Elegant, fashionable, and singular, The Asterian Luna is your intragalactic and omnicultural doorstep to the cosmos.
This next-century modern hotel-slash-moonbase sits effortlessly atop the Promontorium Archerusia, a lunar mountain ridge that offers breathtaking and exclusive panoramic views across the Seas of Serenity and Tranquility.
The building’s creamy interiors are a stark and modern complement to its dramatic yet minimal neo-googie architecture. And the atmosphere inside the space is as ethereal and frictionless as the atmosphere of space itself.
Residence at this lunar lodge provides unrivaled moonviews and earthrises. Latin for ‘of the stars,’ Asterian Hotels also offer extraordinary access to the stars—and not just those luminous spheres of plasma held together by their own gravity. This icon of the Astro Age boasts a lengthy list of impressively cultured celebrity clientele.
A cosmic hub for music, art, and fashion, the vibrant culture at The Asterian Luna is shaped by the people who stay there. Modern, but classic. Eclectic, but cohesive. Cool, but also hot.
The Asterian® — Where more is timeless.
▶︎ Listen to The Asterian Luna
Tracklist:
Aline - Jarvis Cocker
U.F.O. - Jim Sullivan
Tropic Breeze - Sam Fonteyn
Città vuota - Mina
Tahitian Sunset - Martin Denny
There’d Better Be A Mirrorball - Arctic Monkeys
White Sands - Alessandro Alessandroni
With a Sense of Grace - Kit Sebastian
Like an Obligation - Shintaro Sakamoto
La Puerta - Frankie Reyes
Are These My Jets - EL VY
San Salvador - Tamba 4
Si tu m’aimes demain - Iliona
Comment te dire adieu - Françoise Hardy
Center of Gravity - Yo La Tengo
Femme Fatale - The Velvet Underground & Nico
Natascha (Main Theme) - Peter Thomas Sound Orchester
Gostar do Mundo - Sessa
Calibre - Lô Borges
A New Career in a New Town - David Bowie
▶︎ Listen to The Asterian Luna
‘Tis the season! The season for our annual holiday mixtape. But instead, this year you were treated to the soundtrack to a fictional moon-based hotel. My gift to you. But of course, we have mixes for everything here at Green Bananas.
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Did you know that there are other Asterian hotel properties all over the galaxy? Stay tuned for future dispatches from the future. 🚀 🚀 🚀
Happy holidays.
Joe
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