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so cool how advanced the algorithm has become, it literally only takes like a decade or more of spying on all my internet activity and then it can expertly curate a selection of 15-20 youtube videos that i don't really want to watch, and then keep showing me those videos over and over again for a week so i can scroll past them again. the future is now

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vanillish-deactivated20211102

somebody put this in a time capsule because it is so important that future generations see this

this is so fucking funny I love sharks

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“There’s a little bitch under this rock I will eat it for you…if you get it for me.”

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why does this read like fetish content

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Dog Date

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IDK it pisses me off the way people act like murderers are some sort of great puzzle to be solved when 90% of the time its literally just a boring freak that hates women

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person who genuinely hates themselves so much they can barely look anyone in the eye: i must remain humble lest my hideous ego spiral out of control

recently when im tempted to say 'i'm gonna kill myself' i try to correct it into saying "im gonna walk into the river and become a trout" or some other form of that. this is my new thing

btw this has graduated into me just saying "the trout population will be affected" and then not elaborating

this post has genuinely helped me so i used it as inspiration for today’s hand lettering practice

this gif is like... almost biblical. as if hes experiencing a pharaohs curse...

wtf were you gonna say

Please respect my privacy

my deepest apologies

I forgive you

Anyway me when I suck that pharaoh good and hard through his scaramphigousus

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eat my foot sunday #eatmyfootsunday

ID: Orange and white tabby laying down, grabbing his foot and grooming it

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eat my foot sunday wednesday

for ten years there were letsplayers who would record video content of themselves playing videogames and edit it down into 10-20 minute videos which they would post on youtube and other video hosting websites, but mostly youtube. now we only wake up in a desecrated field choked with a miasmatic fog and columns of graves that stretches beyond the horizon

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Motion Picture Association of America.

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Entertainment Software Rating Board

"white trans people are oppressors too" is just an obviously true statement I can't believe I have to say this.

cowards

i don’t get ppl who are fine w period pussy. smelling like wet parking lot pennies

you’re scaring me

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