Insult code by Ron Hardin.
You unshapely catchall of pleuritic house finch ejaculation
You ugly dosser of toxical ant piddle
You ill-featured wastebasket of unclean Chesapeake Bay retriever scraps
You vexing sacculus of scrofulous flying marmot foam
You unattractive mortarboard of hypertensive Welsh corgi purulence
You evil-looking carton of smirched turnstone drivel
You agonizing gravy boat of loose-moraled toadfish extrusion
You bothering locker box of tabetic finch sialorrhea
You unappeteizing vanity bag of besmirched horsefly feces
You offensive kilderkin of noxious crake parings
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