Mods? Take him to the stump of his favorite childhood tree. Mods, make him busy during a friends planned trip so he misses out on the new inside joke. Mods… change the smell of his parents house. look boss, our quarterly "subjection to the brutalities of the Absurd" budget is almost blown already. can we not just shoot this one twice in the back of the head and call it a day?
okay listen to me. it’s never been more important for you to live and be big and weird and colorful as loudly as you fucking can. DONT DREAM IT BE IT AND DO THAT SHIT ON PURPOSE
A couple weeks ago, on bsky Trung Le Nguyen said (paraphrasing) "if it feels like the wrong people are dying it may be because there are more beloved people than bastards" and lord how I have been clinging to that sentence holding on to this yet again while crying today
Anonymous asked: seeing strange fetishes im not into on my dash is like observing an edible herb on a walk. Hmm. someone wise ☝ could make use of this... but i shan't 👴 you paint such a beautiful picture with your words anon thank you
I am going to [remembers that jokes about suicide are detrimental to myself and others] Scarborough Fair. oh cool can u get me parsley sage rosemary and thyme while ur there please? Absolutely I can
Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf it's so fucking cute. That war wlf is frolicking Someone drew this in anger, they drew this and said "look at what a terrible beast you are"
sonnearchive-deactivated2022120 Hate it when you're wearing "military-esque" clothing like camo pants or combat boots and some old vet asks you if you're from a military family like fuck off papa war crimes I'm appropriating your culture here. How are you appropriating a vet’s culture??? Aren’t they just like, animal doctors? What do vets have to do with the army????? sonnearchive-deactivated2022120 I love you
don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with. Southern pudu (Pudu puda). This one is a fawn! now you know who you are messing with