Take my wife

I wouldn’t say my wife is a luddite, but she does profess to hate the Internet (despite spending a lot of time on Facebook and babycentre). This is a conversation we had last night:

Wife: I hate macs. When I had a PC it always worked. Why do people even buy macs anyway?
Me: They are better for developers.
Wife: I don’t know any developers.
Me: I’M A developer!
Wife: Oh really, are you? I wondered what you did.