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Surely THIS will be the final floor!
Under Construction... plays here, another take on the Chimera Lab theme, which is in itself a take on the Osohe Castle theme. Ominous!
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Thank you thank you tip your waiter
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embroiders all the walls
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Awww little capsule dogs
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aww
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AGH
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AAAAAAAAAAGGH
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WHY DO I EXIST
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Right with the pointy part of the shoe, ouch
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AWW YEAH
MY LUCKY STREAK CONTINUES UNABATED
ANOTHER 3% CHANCE ITEM DROPPED
SUCKAAASSSS
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If you REALLY want to get completionist you can farm Love Walkers to get a ribbon for Boney too but eh I just got the one
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SO CUTE
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me and all my twin brothers work here
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oh really
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JUST KEEPIN YOU ON YOUR TOES
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Let's see how you do buddy
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Feel a little guilty about this
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Business pushing people off the edges, sure
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Lucas staring at him uncomprehendingly
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the cheesecake building's next door
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woops slipped
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IS THIS HOW YOU DO IT
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guy just siiiiiigh
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I BET SOMEONE WILL COME HELP YOU BEFORE YOU FALL TO YOUR DEATH
probably
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even angrier than before
I think the Rhinocerocket Mk II gets Even More Intense Guys, which is a variant off a theme I already like a ton, haha. Just with some blippy parts in the middle of it.
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haha with a little heart
MY RAINBOW GLOVES ARE TOO AWESOME THOUGH
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Everyone just >:(
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wait what
I've mentioned before the few lines in this that kind of blew me away and made me doubletake, and this was definitely one of them. MOTHER 3 CONTINUES TO PULL THE RUG OUT FROM UNDER YOU JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON it does these great surprises so well, I love it.
just one casual line and all of sudden you don't know WHAT to think about Pokey
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What, don't want to swim with the hippos?
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Okay THIS time this is the right floor for sure
Automated... is mostly a random sequence of beeps that will drive you crazy if you're looking for rare drops. Unfortunately this floor has a bunch of em.
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Man can you imagine how overwhelming and bizarre this must look to all of them? They've never seen any kind of advanced technology before, I bet they could barely wrap their minds around the idea of a computer. AND THEN SUDDENLY
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Hey, they finished the Almost Mecha-Lion!
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don't look at my butt
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awww DARN IT
The white pigmasks drop two items, one's a 15% chance for a King Burger, and the other's a 3% chance for an Awesome Cape. GUESS WHAT I ENDED UP GETTING LIKE TEN OF
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hey how's it goin
You may remember Octobots from EarthBound!
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ARRRRRRGH
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oh man tripout city here i come
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man i would eat the heck out of that
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wuh
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Haha I WILL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH THIS CHEWTOY
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Yesss PK Ground is one of the last things Kumatora learns and will come in handy in the future.
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Because BAM YOUR SHIELDS ARE USELESS, HA HA
it doesn't work great on everything though but for a few things coming up it'll definitely be useful
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ARGH YOU STUPID ROBOTS
I HATE YOU
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UGH NO MY MEMENTO WHYYYY
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we'll never know duster's astrological sign
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sounds good
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oh dang that's my phone, gotta go
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Drown yourself for the greater good!
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Looks fun
This can go a ways to explaining the weird gibberish some of the people in town were saying before. Hey, don't these tubes look kinda familiar? I wonder if Andonuts was involved in the development of these too.
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These other chickens tho, what posers
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We saw before tho with people like Isaac that some people WANT to be pigmasks, so that means the army is made up of both volunteers and people brainwashed into service.
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put out the ultimate chimera first
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A Piglion!
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I'm not buying it
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No, not his catchphrase!
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This guy just wants to see one really
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haha CMON LUCAS HELP A DUDE OUT
PULL HIM OUTTA THERE
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By this point in the game you've gotta have it memorized
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No Lime Koolaid for me thanks
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Whatever Pokey I'm just gonna stay down here with the tubies and play solitaire
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Pig Pigmask
Pigception
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Hey wait, are you the gum chewing guy??
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DON'T DO IT
YOU'LL JUST BECOME NUGGETS
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i'd recommend against it
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Even the Save Frog!
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DD:
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I wonder if these are Flint's sheep.
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Man don't eat in the tube what are you doing
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DD:
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DREAM OF MANY
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Joking aside can you imagine how utterly disturbing this would be to all of them, just to be walking around all these glowing tubes filled with people and animals that can all talk and move and watch you, chanting about Pokey
Nightmares for life
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ARGH YOU HORRIBLE ROBOTS
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Ionia gave me her last memory AND I WASTE IT ON A DUMB ROBOT
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FINALLY now I never have to deal with these pains in the butt again
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A fancy yellow bandana just for you Duster honey
(just like the one Wes used to call him at the very beginning??)
I wonder why Horus of all things? Come to think of it, most of the other bandanas were bird themed (Kite, Sparrow, Swallow, Chick) and Horus usually has a falcon head, maybe that's where it comes from.
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I cut all of this out so you can't really appreciate it but I seriously spent like an hour fighting these white pigmasks to try and get the awesome cape and THEY KEPT MOCKING ME BY REFUSING TO DROP IT
None of the items gave me as much trouble as this one.
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Hey, Jeff had that! I used it all the time, haha
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ARRRRRRRRRRGH
At this point I got frustrated and quit for a bit. Then of course, in the very first white pigmask battle I get into when I reload...
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WHAT well I'll take it, haha
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oooo bunch of protections
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Lucas lookin pretty kingly here
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Nothing like a Syreen bustier but who cares
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Always so hard to decide between these
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RARE ITEM DROPS CHECK
Man I just noticed that Duster's defense is like 40 points ahead of everyone else's, dang.
After a break and now that that's done, let's pick up where we left off.
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I realized I never did get a shot of this from the front before SO HERE YOU GO
that smile
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Some people wonder if the failed space program is related to the white ship, but who knows?
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aaaaagh
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Dumb robots
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And still nothing in the memo! I guess by this point in the game they'd dropped the mechanic and didn't bother writing any more.
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Lookin classy
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CAN THIS BE IT? CAN THIS BE IT??
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darn it
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Oh hey, that's right!
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My mental A button hammer is the best.
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I DON'T GET IT
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The audience is just painted on the wall
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DARN IT POKEY WHERE ARE YOU
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after slowly walking around
Try Kind of Hard! for the minigames, just cheery and silly.
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My turn! TIME TO HAMMER EVERYONE
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Or talk to my teammates instead
Duster confused by this whole idea
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WIN, WIN FOR YOUR LIFE
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psshhh
Incidentally none of these cue cards were translated originally.
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DOIN GOOD
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And... stop! for the game end fanfare
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I worked really hard
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a fresh outlook eh
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HOW'S THAT
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CAN'T HANDLE MY INTENSITY, EH
better do as it says
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woops
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Okay this time for sure
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DARN IT
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man
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As Lucas rolls his eyes
It took me a while to figure this out when I was first playing, haha. I did it straight and won and failed, then screwed up on purpose and failed, and I was like WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME
Then read up on it and i was like oh
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I'll get you
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MORE STAIRS
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Suddenly want to play Prof. Layton for some reason.
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NOT FOLLOWING
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Oops!
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I VOTE WE PUNCH EVERYONE TO DEATH
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Duster getting reeeeealll
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As Lucas falls on his face
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How's it goin over there
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Shall I join you
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I was admiring the cardboard crocodiles
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ZOOOOM
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BUT WE'D HAVE SUCH GREAT PARTIES
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take your sweet time buddy
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ANOTHER ONE??
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Too late
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Up we gooo
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Oh man rapidtapping
I am pro at rapidtapping
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thank god
I like how there's a tiny scale model of New Pork City in here for no reason.
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ICE BURNNNN
This might be the meanest thing Duster's ever said so far, haha
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indulge my fist in a second
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Lucas rolls his eyes
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eeehhhh
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Hahaha
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Want me to take it seriously eh
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CAN'T I DO BOTH
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Lucas with giant muscley biceps
"Mom" tattoo on one
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Alright alright
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And we even rolled out the red carpet!
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And the nice couch!
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I guess they all just slept on top of each other
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SURELY POKEY WILL FINALLY BE BEHIND THIS DOORWAY
but you'll have to wait and seeee
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