when i was little
when i was little, the world was very large and people tell me: "that is because you were very small" but i do not think that's the reason the world seemed large i was not even that small
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dishwasher
When I’m loading my dishwasher I like to put the cups on the little rails because I am afraid about them flying away in there. Recently someone asked me “why do you secure your cups like that in the dishwasher? It’s not like they’re going to fly away.” “They might,” I replied.
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I love my XYAGHO 2-slice Toaster Automatic for Bread/Bagel/Frozen Waffle with Crumb Tray Cord Wrap Defrost and Cancel Button 900W From Amazon . Ever since I bought my XYAGHO 2-slice Toaster Automatic for Bread/Bagel/Frozen Waffle with Crumb Tray Cord Wrap Defrost and Cancel Button 900W From Amazon my life has been better. Other toaster crumb tray missing, but this toaster has that. My XYAGHO…
i need to check the device
I have not checked the device in a few hours. The device is in my pocket. I need to take it out of my pocket so I can check it. What is on the device always makes me feel bad. But maybe this time it won't. When I look around the world without the device, I like what I see. It is peaceful without the device. I like things without the device. I am more present without the device. But I need to check…
my evil job does not make me evil
I really wish you would stop talking about my evil job. A job should not define me. Even if I am doing evil things, I am only doing that for eight hours a day. And sometimes overtime. I'm not even that responsible for most of the evil things we're doing. Most of that is a completely different department. And when I clock in at my evil job, know that I'm against the evil parts. What do you expect…
my friends hate me
Sometimes my friends text me on a whim with something that made them think of me. But they only do this out of compulsion. Like an itch they have to scratch. They probably only text me those things so that they won't have to think about me again. My friends will laugh at my jokes and smile and compliment me. They will say the most wonderful things. But I bet it is just out of politeness. So that…
all i can think of when people tell me to use AI at work
We want you to use the tool. The tool can do so much. It will make your life easier. What if the tool could do something really remarkable? It can’t right now, but what if it could? We do not want to be left behind. Using the tool is imperative. We are a smart company, so we are exploring all possible uses of the tool. Sometimes the tool generates an output that is not very smart, but that just…
what it sounds like when I hear someone is still on x.com
I have to keep patronizing Adolf Hitler’s Pub . I was patronizing Adolf Hitler’s Pub long before it was owned by Adolf Hitler’s financier, and I do not intend to stop just because of its change in name. Lots of other things are owned by Adolf Hitler’s friends, you can’t seriously expect me to stop patronizing those places too. Almost everyone I know still goes to Adolf Hitler’s Pub . Are you…