Darn It!

DARN IT…

I can’t get this opened

they closed ten minutes ago

I forgot to call my mom

where did I leave the keys?

this coupon expired

there’s a hole in this sock

GOODNESS GRACIOUS…

look at that sky

what did you do this time?

how you’ve grown

I’ve never seen anything like it

that was yummy

great balls of fire

I SWEAR…

that’s not what I meant

I’ll get it done

it wasn’t there yesterday

don’t you ever change?

I didn’t do it

it’s the truth, the whole truth (and nothing but)

HOLY COW…

I can’t believe it’s finally over

how did that happen?

it looks better than I imagined

that was close

I’m glad it wasn’t me

it’s raining cats and dogs

OH CRAP…

I locked myself out

is that who I think it is?

that was due last week

we’re going to be late

I hit ‘send’ too soon

he’s wearing the last diaper

GOLLY GEE…

that must have been hard

I’ve died and gone to heaven

you’re too kind

I don’t know what to say

is it that time already?

whillikers

“The idea that no gentleman ever swears is all wrong. He can swear and still be a gentleman if he does it in a nice and benevolent and affectionate way.” — Mark Twain