Forgive me for what I’m about to say; I’ve just returned from Los Angeles where I left half by brain in the medical waste container at WeHo’s hottest lobotomist. I’ve researched today’s topic as much as my feeble brain and American Airlines’s pitiful wifi would allow, while simultaneously digesting the plot of Interstellar. All of my electrical engineer subscribers, of whom I’m sure there are many, should expect some errors.
Thanks for asking, LA was a transformative trip in more ways than one. The genuine reasons are profound and private, but I can tell you that I did get my first ever NAD+ injection in my right ass cheek at midnight under the glow of a waxing gibbous moon. So if I’m acting brand new, now you know.
I hinted at this in my last pseudoscientific article on dopamine sickness, and now feel ready to share my most recent anti-acne discovery: violet ray. No, this isn’t the same thing as those LED masks which have been flooding the market. Violet ray is a form of electrotherapy—high voltage, high frequency, and low current emitted through a glass electrode bulb attached to a grip mechanism which plugs into the wall. Ignorantly put: it instantly microwaves away your zits.
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