Oval Office Curtains To Be Re-Named "THE DRAPES OF WRATH"

This week, Americans watched the latest reality show episode of The Apprentice, White House Edition as Trump pointed to the gold curtains in the Oval Office and said “See that nice drape? You can’t get more beautiful than that!”

I can’t take it anymore. When I blow out my birthday candles this year, I’m going to wish for Trump to have a massive stroke, a debilitating heart attack, or fatal sepsis from bacteria resistant gonorrhea. Don’t get me started.

After brushing off the tragic deaths of American soldiers who just lost their lives, Trump’s attention deficit focused on the ballroom. And the drapes. “When that comes down right now you see a very, very deep hole, but in about a year, and a half from now, you’re gonna see a very, very beautiful building,” he went on like a 90-year-old in a dementia care nursing home. “And there’s your entrance for it right there,” he pointed out, pointing to the pointless future ballroom.

“In fact,” he rambled on, “I think I’ll even, I’ll save money on the doors because you can’t get more beautiful than that. I picked those drapes in my first term. I always liked those drapes in my first term. I always liked gold, but I think we can save a lot of money. I just saved, I just saved curtains.”

But he “aced” those cognitive tests, “like five times,” he claimed. I’m counting down the eight months until November when he gets impeached. Kuwait me when it’s over.