As I lay on the tennis court after lunch in an attempt to soothe the pain in my back by resting it against the hot rubble, i realized i might have exactly what i needed to recreate Zendaya’s Versace look from the most recent premiere.
I bought a pickleball set two months ago which has never been used. At last! The opportunity had arisen to put the net to use. The latest in a slew of excellent looks from what feels like a neverending press tour seemed to perfectly combine the Grecian Odyssey with Spiderman’s web, or in this case, net.
Once i had the netting, the other bits simply fell into place. The proportions of the Grecian component were practically shouting “TOILET PAPER” at me.
Toilet paper is a very delicate material, and one must exercise extreme caution when wearing it. If you so much as breathe a bit too heavily, your whole outfit will be RUINED. I know this because I have created many a look with toilet paper, my favourite and most stressful endeavor being this one.
The wig was actually the first thing i put on, the toilet paper would have never survived that. Last time i used a black top to make a wig i was told it looked more like a habit than a wig, so this time i was prepared to snip into the very old workout top i was using. Much more realistic! Honestly quite glam, should turn it into a draped turban. I ate a Bendick’s Bittermint so that i could transform the wrapper into a silver cuff and whipped a kettle plug over my shoulder to pull the whole look together.
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