Some silly songs we sing around the house a lot
We recorded Baby Shark sung to the tune of Edelweiss, and Garbanzo Beans (a.k.a. Chickpeas) sung in English and French to the tune of O Tannenbaum. You know, the usual.
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Dumb Parody Ideas at MarsCon 2026
I just noticed that in my last post, I promised to post about the dumb parody ideas Joey and I performed at MarsCon. And wouldn t you know, I also have a long-overdue recurring to-do-list item to write a blog post or something! So here s my blog post or something, about the dumb parody ideas Joey [ ]
A Golden Apple Anniversary
I lost my gold Apple pendant after 25 years, then found it again after 49 days in a parking lot.
Arithmancy Pants for macOS and iOS: Because everything’s a magic number if you’re brave enough
TL;DR: I made an app to derive a lot of lucky numbers from any text. You can get it on the App Store now, for iOS and macOS. Many years ago I came across Uri Geller s page about how he notices the number 11 a lot and it s somehow a magic number. I didn t read [ ]
Holiday Inn Express Geometry
On our road trip across the USA, Joey Marianer and I stayed at many Holiday Inn Express hotels. I noticed they had a lot of geometrical decor. In particular, some intriguing wallpaper, which I will analyse in the second half of the post.
Seddit 1.5 supports multilingual Reddit listening. Also, Joey sang my half-baked PSOLA song!
A while ago I added the possibility to configure Seddit (my text-to-speech-focused hands-free Reddit client for macOS and iOS) with multiple voices so that each user s content could be read in a different voice. Of course, iOS and macOS come with voices that speak a huge variety of different languages, so you could theoretically select, [ ]
James Webb Space Telescope (now actually sung) and Seddit 1.4
Joey and I sang the James Webb Space Telescope song, and I released a new version of Seddit with liquid glass controls.
James Webb Space Telescope (Arrogant Worms parody lyrics) and yet another Seddit update
This is to be sung to the tune of Big Fat Road Manager, by The Arrogant Worms: Giant rocket to the skyNot many people really know whyIt’s gotta stay cool as the stars paradeIt’s got a gold coat and some doped ass-shades It’s the James Webb Space TelescopeJames Webb Space TelescopeJames Webb Space TelescopeJames Webb [ ]
So I leave my bags behind (Galilee Song parody, now actually sung!) and another new version of Seddit
Joey sang my aviation-themed parody of Galilee Song, I released a new version of my app Seddit, and also, here are some parody lyrics about PSOLA that I wrote ages ago.
So I leave my bags behind (Galilee Song parody lyrics) and a new version of Seddit
Whoever else you believe is in the sky looking after you, you can be sure that the crew of any airliner you fly in are there to keep you safe. So here’s a parody of the hymn ‘The Galilee Song’ about surviving an emergency water landing. It s based on the stories of Pan Am Flight [ ]