Crone Wars: Mysterious Incidents

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Good evening, I’m James Carter.

And I’m Rebecca Sloan. We begin tonight with a bizarre and unsettling trend sweeping across the country. Reports have been flooding in from high-powered business executives and political leaders—predominantly men—who claim they have been victims of harassment.

James:

But here’s where things take a turn. The alleged harassers are not who you might expect. The descriptions are strikingly similar—elderly women, some reportedly well over 70 years old, have been accused of threatening behavior in corporate offices, hotels, and even high-security boardrooms.

Rebecca (raising an eyebrow):

James, when you say “well over 70,” we’re talking about some reports describing women who appear to be—quote—“impossibly old,” yet strangely agile. Witness accounts claim these women have infiltrated elite spaces undetected, leveling accusations and whispering unsettling things, and in some cases, vanishing without a trace before security could intervene. Here’s an eyewitness account:

He looks really shaken:

“At first I thought this was a prank. The old woman shook her finger at me. I started to laugh, but then she pulled out the confidential files I had stored in my desk. I pleaded with her and I tried to call security. They never responded.”

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