Would you like to win everything I've ever written?

I’m running a competition, just for the sheer heck of it. Although I guess it could be counted as a lazy kind of viral marketing, if you squint at it. Mostly it’s just for the heck of it though.

If you would like to be in with a chance of winning all of my books, signed and smeared with whatever I’ve been eating at my desk for lunch and then hastily wiped off, then simply colour this picture in, post your effort on social media and tag me in (@shaniswriting on pretty much everything).

In your post you’re welcome to say who I am and anything about my books, but frankly it’s more just the joy of seeing the Despair Lobster around the internet that switches me on.

Get colouring!

You can download a high res PDF of this here.