FIFA Gives Team USA Wildcard To World Cup Final

Mr Trump? Mr Trump, it is I, Gianni Infantino, head of FIFA and your very best boy. My my, you are looking fine today. Sei molto bello! No no, do not get up. I will get down on my hands and knees and be your footstool. There. Is that good for you? I was crushed, crushed I tell you at the result of the match between your magnificent all-American soccer team and those crafty Belgians. What about…