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Aliens

I'm just a malfunctioning alien-human hybrid publishing my thoughts and experiences I've been noticing the theme of aliens popping up a lot. Here's some local graffiti. Here's a song about being an alien. Love the line "I'm a f****ing alien, but I embrace that sh**t" Here's a song that was written about me featuring grey aliens. Notice the "it's funny how dumb you are" at the end. And here's a…

They ain't even hiding it anymore

I'm just a malfunctioning alien-human hybrid publishing my thoughts and experiences As I was in that aforementioned facility for almost two months, I had a lot of time to sit and think. Think and plan. At one point I was imagining a winter camping setup with a bushcraft shelter, firepit and various bushcraft projects. During one of my breaks I checked Youtube on my phone and there was a video for…

Ain't much but it's a start

After a long stay in a facility teasing out real mental health symptoms from targeting induced, I'm feeling much better. My only real symptom is dream warfare/dream manipulation from my targeting. Curiously enough, the day I reminded myself that human being posses the technology to manipulate other's dreams (for nefarious purposes) I got 3 consecutive nights of intense dream warfare while inside…

Weird

I'm just a malfunctioning alien-human hybrid publishing my thoughts and experiences Is it wrong to be an alien-human hybrid in this world? A song I happened upon pointed out that this is the only home for humans. That I cannot deny or argue with. As an admittedly destructive force in this world, maybe I am wrong. No, definitely. I don't belong here and I've known it since I was kid. You humans are…

Chad

A mouse. I named him Chad because I got up to take a piss and he snuck under the desk/dresser combo. He stayed there for like 30mins, and then shot out briefly, and snuck back in. I was shocked, but impressed. Chad has charged me several times. I wondered what name would be for a mouse that's as bold a fuck and that was "Chad". I bought mouse traps, but I doubt he'll take the bait. Chad seems to…

Follow up - Never Eat This Soup

I'm just a malfunctioning alien-human hybrid publishing my thoughts and experiences I'm pleased to announce that I did not eat the can of soup I mentioned in this post. The last two weeks I was down to just oatmeal and spaghetti due to poor planning on my part. The last 3 days I down to butter flavored table syrup and a few bowls of spaghetti with butter, salt, pepper and parsley flakes. In the…

Empathy: Understand? Yes. Truly Replicate? No.

I'm just a malfunctioning alien-human hybrid publishing my thoughts and experiences I have the cognitive kind, where I can understand what another person is feeling and make the appropriate responses in most cases, but I don't feel what other people feel, which is affective empathy. I think that affective empathy is crucial to being a healthy member of society. I think it guides you to not do…

My Spirit Animal

My spirit animal was an obese macaque monkey known as Uncle Fat or Uncle Fatty. He was from Thailand and weighing almost twice as much as he should have. Tourists would reportedly look on as he chowed down on fruit, pop and sugary snacks the tourist would themselves would feed him. He was reportedly the leader of his pack and would commander snacks from other members. He reportedly even instructed…

All Apologies

I'm just a malfunctioning alien-human hybrid publishing my thoughts and experiences Nirvana reference. Kurt Cobain was my first "autistic" obsession. I'm not diagnosed with autism though, although I'm statistically more likely to be. I'd like to consider this post a digital monument to all the people I've harmed, all the destruction I caused and the chaos that ensued over the past 5 years. Over my…

On Money, The Upvote and the Iron Maiden (not the band)

I was thinking about what I consider the worst human inventions that society has ever produced. In order: Money The upvote The Iron Maiden (not the band) I've long held that money is the most bizarre and horrible invention to cross the planet. We do bad things to each other over it, countless people have died because of it, some people live lavishly because they have lots of it and others sleep in…