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My Neuralizers,
Thank you for joining me today, tomorrow, yesterday as you remember you still haven’t clicked this link that you should if you want a brain tickie. I am so happy, proud, and excited to announce THE COSMIC COMEDY COLLECTION, OUT NOW. Please note you serious types: This email is pure wonder and laughs. If you care to not laugh, self destruct this email meow! Yes, my story is pure satire and completely different from my other works.
This group of 5 marvelous writers (myself included ok thanks) has done it and you will probably grin as you read half this book on the toilet as you escape your in-laws, uncles, aunts and oh-my-god how are these people my family? family members as you are restrained by social confines of a Thanksgiving dinner/weekend in some far away place you had hoped to forget and will until this time next year. It is here, click this not sketchy at all link if you dare to laugh. I did. Yeah, it’s free to click, but to buy is about half what you pay at that corporate, union busting super coffee shop that killed the homegrown shop that was cool. In the name of Larry David, for half the cost of a Vanilla Bullshit thing, you can get a cool ass book. Did this email just become NSFW? I guess. You’re welcome.
The Funniest Book You Will Read This Year
As you scroll through the not sketchy link, you will see four of the five authors books on sale! The fifth is here, and only because he’s not doing the same newsletter platform that we are (no problem with that): Robin Drown's Books
Chicken O’Clock! Okay, if you didn’t notice the chickens on the cover of the book, you obviously were so excited to skip to the end of this wonderful email. The Cosmic Chicken (this email no longer NSFW - Phillip has another name and parody news cycle on it) isn’t just a book, but this month’s news. Why not? With the great American Chicken Industrial Complex comes chicken science. Yeah, you heard/read me correctly. CHICKEN SCIENCE NEWS!
Poopular Mechanics covers a really cool idea to use chicken feathers for use in Hydrogen Fuel Cells. Chicken Fuel is available here, or get a butchered version in this here email right now.
A few things. After your wonderfully cheap rotissed chicken gets the roast, sweltering like butter and your brow sweats as you wait in line for that hecker in front of you in the grocery store line to finish paying in nickels, you salivate and wonder, where this chicken come from? And what happen to rest of chicken? Well friend of the chicken who also thinks like one, T-Rex’s closest living counterpart (along with the ostrich), those feathers are incinerated like lice infested sheets from Motel 6 (I can not confirm if they roast their lice infested sheets). That means green house gasses, red house, blue house, all the house gases make it so you can’t breath. Quite a surprise? They probably stink like heck too.
So some great scientists did some things, get two birds stoned at once. Stop burning feathers, and use them instead of forever chemicals. Feathers, along with your hair and fingernails, are made of keratin. Keratin, when broken down chemically, are a superb replacement for Hydrogen Fuel Cell semi-permeable membranes. I really love this idea for many reasons.
It shows that we(some of us) are:
still trying to improve the world
using natural products for complex mechanisms of a first world society
helping reduce waste via recycling
A graphic breakdown of how keratin found in chicken feathers could help create a better (and cheaper) hyrdogen fuel cell. ETH Zurich/NTU
This science news was also on point for this month’s coverage. The Cosmic Comedy Collection would not be what it is without chickens. Bok Bok Motherclucker!
Thank you all so much for reading and subscribing. You are the nest.
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