Hormone : Makes you horny :: Funmone : Makes you funny
Hormone : Makes you horny :: Funmone : Makes you funny
Bad Analogies
A repository for terrible analogies, run by @osmiumpenguin.
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Asia : Alice in Chains :: Sia : Lice in Chains
Asia : Alice in Chains :: Sia : Lice in Chains
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aistobascistod: Cowpox : Smallpox :: Don’t Have a Cow Man : Don’t Have a Small Man
aistobascistod : Cowpox : Smallpox :: Don’t Have a Cow Man : Don’t Have a Small Man
Bumping into James Lovelock in a crowd : Low-velocity impact :: Bumping into James Cook in a crowd :…
aistobascistod : Bumping into James Lovelock in a crowd : Low-velocity impact :: Bumping into James Cook in a crowd : Cow-oity impact
Horse/cow hybrid : Equinox :: Cow/horse hybrid : Bovinclydesdale
aistobascistod : Horse/cow hybrid : Equinox :: Cow/horse hybrid : Bovinclydesdale
Bullocks : Cows with Bollocks :: Hubbies : Cows with Hobbies
aistobascistod : Bullocks : Cows with Bollocks :: Hubbies : Cows with Hobbies
Cow : Coworker :: Sheep : Sheeporker
Cow : Coworker :: Sheep : Sheeporker
Server farm : Cow farm :: Please remember to tip your server : Please remember to tip your cow
aistobascistod : Server farm : Cow farm :: Please remember to tip your server : Please remember to tip your cow
Collection of choristers : Chorus :: Collection of sisters : Sus
Collection of choristers : Chorus :: Collection of sisters : Sus
X-Men : Mutated by X-Genes :: Diomen : Mutated by Diogenes
aistobascistod : X-Men : Mutated by X-Genes :: Diomen : Mutated by Diogenes
Larks’ Tongues in Aspic : Kelly Clarkson :: Riteri’ Tongues in Aspic : Kelly Criterion
Larks’ Tongues in Aspic : Kelly Clarkson :: Riteri’ Tongues in Aspic : Kelly Criterion
The quick brown fox : Jumps over the lazy dog :: The slow pink zebra : Jumfx over th quocy dog
The quick brown fox : Jumps over the lazy dog :: The slow pink zebra : Jumfx over th quocy dog
Nap : under a napkin :: Sleep : under a sleepkin
Nap : under a napkin :: Sleep : under a sleepkin
Measuring sentience : Encephelogram :: Measuring sentimentality : Mentalityphelogram
Measuring sentience : Encephelogram :: Measuring sentimentality : Mentalityphelogram
Triad : Trial marriage :: Dyad : Dyal marriage
Triad : Trial marriage :: Dyad : Dyal marriage
aistobascistod: Business : Operates from a Bus :: Villainess : Operates from a Villa
aistobascistod : Business : Operates from a Bus :: Villainess : Operates from a Villa
Waikiki Beach : Kiki :: Waibouba Beach : Bouba
Waikiki Beach : Kiki :: Waibouba Beach : Bouba
Ray : Bradbury :: Loop : Bloodburp
Ray : Bradbury :: Loop : Bloodburp
My reward for all these bad analogies : Dopamine :: Your reward for all these bad analogies :…
My reward for all these bad analogies : Dopamine :: Your reward for all these bad analogies : Dopayours