BINGOPE
This is a Bingo card generator (and gameplay environment) based on the things to do and see at the Minnesota State Fair . Would it work for other situations? I dunno, maybe. That's not what I made it for. I like the fair.
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Supreme Court: The Card Game
SC:TCG is a strategy game that has you use the biases, moral weakness, and overt political maneuvering of the Supreme Court to your advantage. Pick a case, pick a court, and play to win. The fate of the country is... Not involved. Cause this is just a game.
BOOZ
A Nuxt/Headless app for managing your home bar inventory and recipes. Accepting new users now!
Nobody's Sweetheart
Just a personal one-pager for an artist friend with some fun animations.
Megachurch Tycoon
Starting with no money and a crippling drug addiction, Megachurch Tycoon will have you preaching to larger and larger audiences, motivated by the only thing you believe in: Geting paid.
Invalid
A game for 2-8 players to suffer thru corporate onboarding hell by answering trivia questions. Employees want to create a new password so they can get on with their lives. But the SysAdmin wants to make every employee's life difficult
This Meeting Has Points
A game for 2-8 players to make work meetings slightly less terrible by giving everybody a reason to pay attention. Try to slip one of the phrases on your card past the other players without them noticing. But if they catch you, they'll steal your card.
Is This Nicki Minaj?
There are so many things in this world, but can you tell which of them is Nicki Minaj? The answer may shake you to your very core!
PRETEND 🌐 WORLD
You are at a party of celebrity impersonators. You must try to guess who is pretending to be whom, in an effort to eat an entire cheese log before you are kicked out of the party.
SANE SCIENCE
Are you in need of documentation of your own sanity? Yes, of course you are. Well, this online exam is meant to provide just that: Answer our questions and you'll get a diagnosis on the other end. Only one caveat: The exam is gaslighting you.
Rick Ross Daily
Originally built as a Twitter Bot, this bot would share Rick Ross' thoughts every day, and every day? He was hustlin. It was converted to a Mastodon bot in 2022, but it had to be retired when botsin.space shut down.
🍋/decks
Public speaking talk titles and slide decks, and where each has been presented
No More Billionaires
Using the Forbes' Billionaires List (and public education statistics) as primary sources, this game allows you to improve the world every day by making five decisions.
🍋/clients
Of course, I make websites for money. This page lists some websites I've done for clients, and the tech I've used on those sites.
Sisyphus Clicker
In this clicker game, you tap on Sisyphus to roll the rock uphill. Once the rock gets near the top, it will roll back downhill. Also, there are acheivements.
Comparatively Famous
This is a game about guessing the relative value of different celebrities on Cameo . I built this one in about a week and a half.
🍋/🍎
Hi, I wanted you personally to see a list of some actual apple names, and some that aren't.
Heelies Info
My friend likes the website Wookieepedia a lot and then he had a birthday. So I made a Wookieepedia page just for him.
The Wrongest Words
The Wrongest Words has actually been rebuild several times along with the kinda.fun platform. The goal of this one is to defend whatever stupid thing it says on your card.
That's Not Poutine.
A list of dishes which claim to be poutine, but aren't.
That's Not Poutine.
Poutine is a dish made with french fries, fresh cheese curds and brown gravy. This website showcases dishes which purport to be poutine, and yet fail that criteria.
BG2😎COOL
We've spent enough of our lives looking at flat, minimalist websites that all look art directed by the same person. Let's turn this ship around. BG2COOL provides you with patterns and options. Make your choices, and the site will hand you some CSS.
🍋/sitemap
Let's build a sitemap, we can make it our best friend.
🍋/talks
I do a certain amount of public speaking. Here is a pge with places I've been, and places where I'm going.
🍋/uses
I just recently came across Wes Bos' Awesome Uses repository. I thought it was interesting to look at the toolkit that other people used, and thought I'd provide my own. But sometimes the tools a person uses are more about something being the "good enough" option, so I thought I'd get a little more specific: Those things marked with a are things which I think are great and totally…
🍋/feed
An RSS feed? Why!?
READY 🎤 ROCKS
My good friend Boots and I built our own karaoke softare. He built the Windows backend, I built the web PWA to handle signups.
Verifiable Win
Launched as part of a talk at NDC Minnesota 2018, this is a site to demonstrate you're right about whatever you think.
Me Making Websites IRL
Using an open source software called “Gource”, I made this 3.5 minute YouTube video documenting the process of building most of the websites on this list, set to a Paper Chase song. Not incredibly informative, but fun to look at.
Great Sex Tips!
Birthed from a conversation about the editing process of Cosmo's sex tips, this is a site that generates hetero sex advice for women to please their men. How exhilerating!
dumb men
This is a online web experience when men rain down from the sky! What kind of men? Well, it's up to you to find out.
Bad Accent Club
The mobile app that puts your friends' accents to the test (and they will usually fail the test). Eventually removed from the app stores because, honestly, it was annoying to maintain. I might revisit this as a PWA some day.
Are you ready for this?
This is a very important website that asks if if you're ready for this. And if you are ready for this, appropriate measures will be taken.
Jerking
Working from a shockingly long list of fake porn titles my friends and I have come up with, this site promises new titles every day. Cause it makes me giggle.
Hamilton -> DOOM
This is a Chrome extension that replaces all instances of “Hamilton” with “the video game DOOM”. For obvious reasons.
PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY PARTY
This is a button to help you party.
pl_swiftwater
My friend Schwa and I collaborated on a Team Fortress 2 map called Swiftwater. He did the geometry, I did the art assets and built the story of a bottled water company at war with a chemical mining concern. In 2016, Valve bought the map and made it official.
Frank West Pronounces Emoticons
Frank West sometimes pronounces emoticons. And now, via this soundboard, he does it on your command. Even in comparison to the other sites on this page, this one is really stupid.
Frank West Pronounces Emoticons
Do you want to know how emoticons are pronounced? This soundboard is here to help.
Idiots win.
The game that challenges you to figure out what people are searching for on Google. Idiots Win takes a search query, sends it to Google for autocomplete suggestions, then randomizes them and asks you to guess the top.
damn.dog
The game that shows you an actual WikiHow illustration, and asks you which actual Wikihow article it came from. Called “The Best Game On The Internet” by Gizmodo, this project has been the subject of literally hundreds of YouTube videos.
Recent Firings In San Francisco
I wanted to make a site that would give the user up-the-second updates of who was just fired in the San Francisco Tech Industry. In reality, it just works an alogorithm to generate random strings.
The F Plus
I do a podcast, and also work a fair amount on the website for that podcast, which is a complicated piece of web development. That said, I'm pretty happy with how this whole thing works.
ballp.it
ballp.it is the forum set up to support the community that surrounds The F Plus. It uses PHP software called SMF, but has been modified heavily.