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AhhFuGGiT

Just a funny dummy b!tching about whatever cuz life is hard enough so why not?

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The Beavers Did NOTHING Wrong 🦫 | 160

Two separate stories... Two angry NJ beavers... One question: Are deez some Beaverz Wit Attitude OR just some misunderstood wild animals?? I'm diving into the New Jersey beaver incidents from May 2026, the public reaction, and why maybe… just maybe… Da Beaverz were being FRAMED AF!! Standing their groundz? Protecting their territory?? Or some bored ass YT ppl harassing our buck-toothed lil…

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Cyclists Have LOST Their Minds 🚴💀 | EP 159

Cyclists out here making up their own laws in real time! One second they’re in the bike lane, next second they’re on the sidewalk weaving around pedestrians like they’re late for the Tour de France, then suddenly they’re back in traffic acting like a Honda Accord with handlebars! I’m trying to figure out WHY some cyclists can’t decide WHERE they belong, sidewalk takeovers and near collisions to…

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The Game Boy Turns 37… So I Built the LEGO Version | EP 158

Thought I’d knock out a LEGO Game Boy in like an hour… yeah, that turned into three and a half 😭 So here I am, building the LEGO Game Boy while going down memory lane—talking about growing up with the Game Boy Color, putting hours into Super Mario Bros. Deluxe and Pokémon Red, and why Charizard was such a prick. Also get into missing the Wii U (yeah, I said it), renewing my PlayStation Plus in…

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Grandma Went MISSING… She Was Just Gaming 😭 | EP 157

They thought something happened to her… police showed up ready for the worst… and found a 91-year-old woman completely fine, locked in playing video games trying to beat her high score. But WHAT game had grandma locked in enough to ignore society like that?? Was it something old-school like a Contra? Maybe something a little more modern like a Wii Sports? Or maybe granny is suffering from "tech…

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Mario’s 40th “FLOP-a-versary” | EP 156

Mario turned 40 on September 13, 2025, and somehow Nintendo barely celebrated it. We're breaking down how poorly Nintendo handled Mario’s 40th anniversary, the strange messaging around Mario and Peach, the rush toward a sequel after the billion-dollar movie, and why fans expected a lot more from the most recognizable character in gaming history. Was this a celebration or a missed opportunity?…

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No Chance In Hell You’re Catching Me, Pal! (Vince McMahon 100 MPH Breakdown) | 155

“Goddamnit, pal! They caught me speeding like a demon when someone randomly got in my way and made their car crash into my very fast car! The same car I had NO CHANCE IN HELL of knowing was so goddamn fast!” …is probably what the voices in Vince McMahon’s head were saying after crashing his Bentley Continental GT in Connecticut back in July 2025. The newly released state trooper body cam footage…

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Thank God For That White?? | EP 154

This is the realest storm I ever walked! (2Pac Voice) — almost ass cheek-high snow, cold as hell, and life still moving like normal. Talking Buffalo winters vs NYC snow panic, why snow is inevitable up here, and how heating systems actually have to work when that lake-effect cold hits. I also finally admit I got guilt-shamed into buying a proper winter jacket. Plus some quick thoughts on the…

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Action Figure 973: Punchlines & Pandemonium | EP 153

Action Figure 973 joins AhhFuGGiT for a wild conversation about rap, wrestling, legacy, and the strange realities of being an artist. The Bergen, New Jersey rapper breaks down how wrestling influences his music, why Big Pun and Chris Benoit are both legendary but complicated figures, and how selling old luchador masks started to feel like an OnlyFans hustle. Plus, honest takes on Beyoncé,…

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Golf Got in Its Feelings Over Sydney Sweeney | EP 152

Sydney Sweeney said one mild thing about golf and people absolutely lost their minds. Let’s talk about the fake outrage, the PGA sounding like a bored HR department, and why Sydney handled it all like a pro while everyone else acted way too pressed. Also… is golf actually fun to watch? Asking for real lol LIKE | COMMENT | FOLLOW | SUBSCRIBE: https://www.youtube.com/whodissis1…

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Billie Eilish, Sydney Sweeney & Billionaire Feelings | EP 151

Sydney Sweeney, Billie Eilish, billionaires, and the internet all somehow ended up in the same mess — and naturally, people lost their minds. In this episode of AhhFuGGiT , I get into Billie Eilish money-shaming billionaires, whether that actually helps anyone, and why Sydney Sweeney keeps navigating these moments without blowing things up. Plus… was Elon Musk’s response weak, or was it exactly…

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The Ana de Armas & Sydney Sweeney Meme: Why She’s One of Us | EP 150

Ana de Armas is absolutely one of the most beautiful women alive… BUTT, she has now proved that she’s also one of us! 😭 In the now-viral moment, Ana De Armas was caught on camera staring right at Sydney Sweeney’s cleavage during their Eden interview. It was innocent, it was hilarious, and it was probably the most relatable thing she’s ever done!! Imagine being thigh-rubbing distance from Sydney…

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GTA Taught Us More Than School ... and Now It's Literally a College Class | EP 149

I can take pride in claiming that the one subject I never EVER failed in school was Social or Global Studies! But this? THIS makes me wanna take my ahhh back to class to learn some history through the lenses of ... the Grand Theft Auto series?? Which music connoisseur landed the gig of a lifetime in being able to almost perfectly pick the songs that have played throughout each game until now? Does…

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Artificially Inept | EP 148

AI ain’t perfect yet, BUTT it’s good enough to create some disturbingly realistic nonsense. Case in point: an AI-generated clip of WWE Superstar AJ Lee “kissing” some creepy fan at a convention — something that NEVER happened.Now this guy’s banned from The Big Event NY, AJ told him to DELETE the fake footage……and he’s refusing?? Claiming “mental disability” while defending his “right” to post an…

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Earned Dinero ft. Earn Dinero | EP 147

#interview #bronx #hiphop Rapping out of the North Bronx, Earn Dinero wants it known from now on: the South Bronx is cool BUTT time to pay attention to the rest of the borough! Are Puerto Ricans just albino black people? Is it rude to assume he should speak and pronounce proper Spanish even if he can't?? DOES YOUR BABY MAMA HATE YOUR MUSIC JUST CUZ TOO??? Phucket, we in Thailand AND MORE on…

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La Muerte Todavia No Avisa ft. WÜLF | EP 146

#wulf #rap #hiphop One year after the release of the appropriately titled for the season, "La Muerte No Avisa", bro to the show and proud Queens representer WÜLF reflects on his collab project with Rare Gems and doubles down on why it's ALWAYS WULFY SEASON!! 🐺 Is Kenny Omega STILL enough of a reason to keep tabs on AEW? Are us HUMANS guilty of killing more SHARKS than they do us?? WILL WÜLF…

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RIP FKA Hooters | EP 145

#hooters #popeyes #hotones It's a DAMN shame when an iconic eating establishment literally built on TITS as their only (and best) marketing tool has to change their ways, JUST TO STAY OPEN!Thus is the case with Hooters, who should now be officially demoted to HOOTS b/c who's gonna give any once they go "family-friendly" and lose the tits like a breast reduction!! MEH Chicken Wings ain't enough to…

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40 Year Hole | EP 144

SMH, imagine not hearing from your ass doctor AKA your GYATT-ologist for over 5 years, just to be reminded before you turn 40 that your HOLE is turning 40 too! Just to (medically necessarily) shove a camera up your ass to make some mon- uhh file a clai- err ... prevent booty hole rot/CULO-rectal cancer!! Did Latto x Ice Spice ROB us making the "GYATT" video so short? Did you know that sitting on…

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Welfare Island Boiz ft. KnowItAll & Bop Phrases | EP 143

#rooseveltisland #hiphop #knowitall #albumreview #musicreview #bophrases #rappers #rapping #rap #musictalk #welfareisland #nyc #outside #podcast #videopodcast #funny #funnny #nyc #nycviews #lighthouse #lighthouses #whodiss #whodissis1 #ahhfuggit It was only appropriate to have the Welfare Island Boiz themselves AKA KnowItAll & Bop Phrases speak their piece about their recent collab album/project,…

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Shawty Wanna Ride ft. Brenden | EP 142

Too many Shawtys, too many rides & so little time! Viral Person/Bro to the Show Brenden navigates us through his first ever experience with the NY International Auto Show in 2025 and MAN, was it fun!! Is Brenden now officially in the market for a new vehicle? Do cop cars ever need to be featured and shown off at a car show?? HOW MANY TIMES DID YOU COUNT BRENDEN SAYING "SHAWTY" AND/OR HOW CLOSE WAS…

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The Realest Birthday ft. Brenden | EP 141

One more time, we celebrate the man/bro to the show that has cheated life successfully for the 31st time in a row, Brooklyn's own: BRENDEN! The brother has been doing his thing as of late, EVERY SINGLE DAY matter of fact on his social media accounts and it has definitely paid off! Mans just went viral ON HIS BIRTHDAY!! Which NYC food staple has become more annoying: the infamous BEC (Bacon Egg &…

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It's a Mario Tariffs World | EP 140

Old news and at least we now know 4/24/25 is the new pre-order date BUTT GODDAMN, were we collectively STRESSED waiting on this tariff shit to wash over the release of the Nintendo Switch 2!! Old news or not: is Mario Kart World costing $80 justified yet or nah? Are we looking at Nintendo confirming that GTA 6 is gonna end up costing $100 after all?? COW??? Tariff-ically stupid money moves AND…

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No Compe-tit-tion | EP 139

A HUGE Thank You to ⁨@BriesLarsonsBlackDress⁩ | @BriesBlackDressfor the EXCELLENT episode topic this time around: Brie Larson's T*ts!! Did she successfully silences her haters for good with that EPIC black dress she wore while guest hosting Jimmy Kimmel back in 2019? Was Jamie Foxx low-key TORTURED while dealing with the ultimate "don't break eye contact" challenge thanks to Brie's boobs?? HAS…

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You CAN see me, for only $25k | EP 138

You CAN'T See Me EVER paying to SEE John Cena sit across from me and a select DUMB group of idiot fans that paid the VERY steep price of $25,000 at a dinner table, while he remembers to be a bad guy and calls me a son of a bitch, while asking me to pass the salad fork! SMH!! The WWE got away with this shit and those DUMB fans are literally PAYING for John's attention, just so he can NEVER remember…

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Super High Hopes | EP 137

LISTEN: i'm no expert in terms of the Man of Steel (pause), besides knowing that I'll miss the shit out of Henry Cavill's version of Sups. BUTT, I'm more than willing to give James Gunn's version of Sups a chance to soar in theaters this July of 2025!! Can James Gunn FINALLY get Superman on the big screen right? Will the official big screen debut of Krypto the Super Dog be enough to drag you into…

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King Kunta How Could Ya? | EP 136

Hear me out as I fondly remember the masterpiece of an album from Kendrick Lamar: 2015's "To Pimp a Butterfly", 10 years later ... except I'm only going to talk about the specific track that ALMOST got me fired, also 10 years ago to be exact: "King Kunta"! Was being stuffed elbow-to-elbow in a crammed elevator at work the best place to listen to this album full blast? Should the HR hottie have…

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Tragedy + Time ft. Ricky Mapes | EP 135

Part 2 with Bronx Rapper Ricky Mapes! This time, it's album review/deep dive mood with his latest release produced by Rare Gems: "Tragedy + Time" (Deluxe)PLUS: we play a couple of rounds of "How well do you know the Bronx?" !!!Is THIS the project he's most proudest of? Is there anything out there right now on store shelfs that is better than a Coke Zero?? ARE WE ONLY FONDLY REMEMBERING 50 CENT…

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Mapes Ave Messiah ft. Ricky Mapes | EP 134

Born and bred in The Bronx, Rapper Ricky Mapes came in ready to talk about it as a new official Bro to the Show!! Was 2Pac a little bit of a freaky boy? Was Bane the better on-screen Batman/Dark Knight trilogy villain?? IS HIS WIFE ONLY NOW STARTING TO WATCH WRESTLING WITH HIM BECAUSE OF ROMAN REIGNS??? The Bronx Zoo is a holding cell for the animals NOT good or cool enough to make it to Central…

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Bird Brains | EP 133

What's stupider: believing the earth is actually flat or buying into the idea that birds are actually (allegedly) drones?? Either way, what's always been painfully real is being bald and even worse, the fools that try to deny that they're balding and use all sorts of dumb shit to lie to the world, SMH!! Are birds the real ones and us humans are just overstaying our welcome on their planet? Do any…

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Switch 2 a New Scam | EP 132

Not only did we FINALLY get Nintendo's official reveal of the upcoming Switch 2 later this year, but we also got Brad Pitt (allegedly) tapping gullible women's bank accounts dry??? WHY is Nintendo only giving us the tip for now and only giving us a teaser trailer of the long-awaited Switch 2? WHAT do they mean that "certain games" WON'T be compatible with the Switch 2?? HOW CAN YOU BE CONSIDERED…

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Naughty Naughty Pt. 2 | EP 131

STILL da season 2 b naughty!! Imagine just being born and some months later, WHAM, you become a below-knee amputee, but you make it through life long enough to become a Paralympic and Olympic professional sprinter nicknamed the South African "Blade Runner" ... just to "accidentally" m*rder your (then) girlfriend one night, thinking that she was a burglar!! You serve most of your sentence after…

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Naughty Naughty Pt. 1 | EP 130

'Tis da season 2 b naughty!! Here are 2 instagram pages that you NEED to follow since they'll definitely trigger the NAUGHTY in you and guess what? You're only human, like me!! So give in and don't feel bad!!! Coal in your stocking?!?! BIG DEAL! Inflation is the real GRINCH just ROBBING us of any christmas cheer!!! Shoutouts to, Merry Christmas and go follow BOTH these pages:…

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Play her like a Jazz Note ft. Leon Literra | EP 129

I'm starting to feel like I'm not doing enough thanks to all my recent guest but GODDAMN did I feel like a lazy ass bastard compared to EVERYTHING Leon Literra can do with his 2 hands! (NEW) Bro to the show Leon Literra treats his camera(s) like art: he's serious about his craft! He also happens to be multi-talented and well versed in multiple instruments, including the flute! Making fluting cool…

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Shoutouts to the Conjoined Community ft. KnowitAll Happy Art & BlaQ Chidori | EP 128

My goodness, what an episode! I think the most guests I've had on at once (pause) just happened when I met up in Brooklyn (BLEH) with Bro to the Show/Rapper Extraordinaire KnowItAll, straight from the VA (Virginia) BlaQ Chidori and the talented ass beat maker/producer/host of the "Scaring The Hoes" Music Festival: Happy Art!! What's the deal with Charlotte's weeed being so weak and is it on…

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Pass The Pornbread ft. Alphonso Layz | EP 127

Rapper/Actor/Model/P*rn Star Alphonso Layz stays beyond busy! Too hard (pause) to choose just 1 thing to do with his time, Alphonso Layz does a little bit of this, that and some in between too! How rough can a rookie year in p*rn be? Does p*rn still pay nowadays and how?? DO FEMALE P*RN STARS ACTUALLY PREFER TO PERFORM WIT THE THICCER BOIZ CUZ OF THE EXTRA PADDING??? The P*rn game is like the rap…

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Clapping Android 18 ft. Supa Nitro | EP 126

Squaring up or making out, either way, these Tesla Bots are gonna get these hands all over them!! Indy Wrestler and Bro to the Show Supa Nitro joins me to spill on his dream come true coming real soon and that's beating up these bots and I prove how much I DO NOT know about Dragonball, SMH!!! Are these Tesla Bots worth beating up for $30k each? What do you do when your s3x Tesla bot goes rogue on…

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Beat It Purple ft. Supa Nitro | HH 24 pt. 4 | EP 125

SPOOKY Season has officially started and goddam are there plenty of things to be scared of! That's why I had to bring back the EPIC Mini-Series "Halloween Havok" for 2024! Part 4: "Beat It Purple" ft. bro to the show, Wrestler Supa Nitro!! 2 of the biggest Music Icons to ever exist who are unfortunately no longer with us could have given us the FIGHT of this and the next century! Just think about…

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RIP BBLS ft. WÜLF | HH 24 pt. 3 | EP 124

SPOOKY Season has officially started and goddam are there plenty of things to be scared of! That's why I had to bring back the EPIC Mini-Series "Halloween Havok" for 2024! Part 3 "RIP BBLs??" ft. (new) bro to the show, Rapper WÜLF!! Has time finally run out for the non-sensical trend a lot of women got so obsessed with known as the Brazilian Butt Lift? Well of course I had to get an expert to…

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Ford HATES late payers ft. WÜLF | HH 24 pt. 2 | EP 123

SPOOKY Season has officially started and goddam are there plenty of things to be scared of! That's why I had to bring back the EPIC Mini-Series "Halloween Havok" for 2024! Part 2: "Ford HATES late payers" ft. (new) bro to the show, Rapper WÜLF!! Ford, as of recently, YES, the same makers of the Taurus/Focus/Contour/Explorer, etc., filed for a patent that is not only (kinda) genius but invasive and…

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Stop Phubbing Around ft. Supa Nitro | HH 24 pt. 1 | EP 122

SPOOKY Season has officially started and goddam are there plenty of things to be scared of! That's why I had to bring back the EPIC Mini-Series "Halloween Havok" for 2024! Part 1: "Stop Phubbing Around" ft. bro to the show, Wrestler Supa Nitro!! What in the FUCK is "phubbing" and are YOU guilty of contributing to its growth? Are the kids today or of the future gonna ignore us EVEN more than usual…

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Adamantium Beatz ft. Wulverine | EP 121

It's alway great to deal with someone serious about their craft but even better when they come with proof to back it up! Producer Wulverine had plenty ready to discuss and share with projects like: Trash TompSin x Wulverine: "Deadpuul & Wulverine" Heartbreak Julio: "Heartbreak Kid" Action Figure: "Luchador's going Diamond was destined to come" ALL produced by Wulverine by the way! What's it like…

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Smoking The Hoes Day 2 | EP 120

Back up in the Bronx for 2 days straight, back to back, to witness the 1st ever 2 Day Scaring The Hoes Music Fest: "Smoking The Hoes" 2024! Check out how Day 2 unfolded while catching up with (almost) all the artists featured that same day like: 0:00 - INTRO/RECAP CLIP 1:01 - J. Hershey ✅ 11:50 - Luke Malaise & Brian O'Shea ft. DRUMS ✅ 27:09 - Wulverine ✅ 38:29 - ft. Action Figure ✅ 39:15 -…

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Smoking The Hoes Day 1 | EP 119

Back up in the Bronx for 2 days straight, back to back, to witness the 1st ever 2 Day Scaring The Hoes Music Fest: "Smoking The Hoes" 2024! Check out how Day 1 unfolded while catching up with (almost) all the artists featured that same day like: 0:00 - INTRO/RECAP CLIP 1:01 - Zilly 900 ✅ 8:11 - DRUMS ✅ 17:05 - Rebel Sky ✅ 28:51 - Hooks Arthur ✅ 39:21 - Unruly ✅ 47:57 - O Dawg ✅ 56:48 - KNOWITALL ✅…

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PHD In Throuples Therapy | EP 118

THROUPLES ... what are they? WHY are they?? WHO are they??? WHERE are they???? CLOSER THAN YOU THINK!! So nowadays, if being intimately involved with just 1 person gets boring, well then maybe being in a THROUPLE is right up your alley! All you gotta do with your partner is seek out a "Unicorn", squad up like the Migos and go three way crazy on one another and another! If THAT gets boring, then…

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Scaring The Hoes In 2024 | EP 117

The hoes just got the wake up call of wake up calls and were all put on notice: When it comes down what God MC KnowItAll and (like what people pretend to be) "Happy" put together here, YOU HOES HAD NO CHOICE BUT TO BE SCARED!! Trusted by KnowItAll & Happy to add a little something to their already stellar showcase known as "Scaring The Hoes", I got the chance to chat up all the performers billed…

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$700 Down BAD | EP 116

10 years at the same job/company and no mention of it AT ALL... 90 days banned from going live on Instagram passed and still NO SOLUTION... and to boot, some things that would be too expensive or too embarrassing to buy IF ONLY I WOULDA GOT A "CONGRATS ON 10 YEARS" BONUS!!! Are you paying $700 for a Replica Chun-Li statue just cuz she's deep squatting 400+ lbs?? Do you accept a gift from your…

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Prison Organs?? | EP 115

Today, most states do not allow prisoners to donate organs at all ... except for Massachusetts, who in 2023 was considering passing a bill that will reduce the sentences of eligible prisoners willing to donate some of their organs! Would YOU settle for a kidney from a kid toucher? What about the bone marrow from a serial cannibal?? Good conduct and giving up a kidney MIGHT get an eligible prisoner…

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Got an LLC on the BBC ft. Godfather Pt. 4 | EP 114

A Rapper/Pron Star by choice, Godfather Pt. 4 is here to bridge the gap between the 2 industries together like never before! He could literally use his "3rd Leg" as said bridge cuz ... Never mind, PAUSE lol Here to put everyone on their bac-ERR, on to the inner workings of the Adult Film industry, Godfather Pt. 4 holds nothing back, even the BBC (PAUSE): How much does he regret not getting a…

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Aja, you know, like Asia ft. Aja Adam | EP 113

Fresh off the release of her new album, “TROIS” (Twelve Real or Imagined Stories), the talented and lovely Aja Adam came through to talk about her third full project and see how long I could make it until I eventually messed up her one of a kind name! (SPOILERS: not long) Why am I only learning this late in life about the wonders of Shea butter? What is it like NOT identifying as half-anything…

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Stay Kind, Mankiind ft. MANKIIND | EP 112

Imagine being so musically gifted that you have no choice but to bless the whole planet, MANKIND in its entirety, with what you go to offer cuz you are just that talented?? Well then, meet up and coming producer, MANKIIND!! Besides regularly collabing with bro to the show @BrendenOfficial , MANKIIND talks about: why is Nintendo forcing a live-action Zelda movie on us right after their first…

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54 Years HOV ft. Brenden & KnowItall | EP 111

54 years "old"? NAH, Hov did that so hopefully you wouldn't have to go through that! For the 54th consecutive year, so be grateful!! The comeback (PAUSE) kid, ¿Who Diss?, back with not just any old brand new episode after taking a break, NO! He's back with a DREAM collab episode featuring bros to the show: Brenden & KnowItall to help me celebrate the life and times of S Dot Carter/Jigga…

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