Video blogs featuring chocolate milk from around the world, ranging from the very best chocolate milk to the very worst chocolate milk-- and of course everything in between. See the chocolate milk I have pursued and reviewed throughout my travels.
Twin Springs Creamery is doing fantastic things-- not just in the regenerative farming and animal welfare space, but in the delicious creamline chocolate milk that they produce. Please check the current operating hours and product offerings as they may have changed since my review. I'm already looking forward to my next visit to the farm in Bloomington, and am excited to see what the future holds…
If you haven't had raw chocolate milk, there's no better place to start than at Beyer Farms Dairy in Danville, PA! The flavor, texture, and drinking experience more than live up to its drop-dead gorgeous pre-and-post-shake visuals. This 3rd generation dairy farm has a lot going for it aside from amazing dairy products-- a beautiful on-farm store, a keen eye for detail, and a rapidly growing…
With the recent trend of 'zero sugar added' chocolate milk concoctions, I'm somewhat forced to try the two 'leading' brands and provide an honest review. Think of this as a 'slap fight' rather than a heavyweight bout of chocolate milk giants, and while there is a decisive winner here-- we're all losers if we opt for the soulless, mass-produced, cost-reduced, profit-maximized national brands over a…
Kuehnert Dairy's Milkhouse in Fort Wayne, Indiana is destination spot with something for everyone-- including, but not limited to delicious chocolate milk in gorgeous glass bottles. And I say bottles with an 's'-- as you'll want to buy multiple of these, whether it's straight chocolate milk or one of their many enticing flavors. I don't always go to Fort Wayne, but when I do (from now on) I'll…
What happens when one of the biggest content creators in the world gets into the chocolate milk business? You get MrBeast Feastables chocolate milk-- a protein-fortified, ultra-pasteurized, 100%-Fairtrade cocoa-containing whole chocolate milk, with snazzy branding and tangible, philanthropic goals. So how does it compare to its peer group and the universe of chocolate milk as a whole? I do my best…
Western Mass's Pioneer Valley is quickly becoming a must-visit chocolate milk pilgrimage site in the U.S. for its high concentration of top-notch dairy farms pumping out the good stuff. Two (relative) newcomers to the chocolate milk scene are featured here, each with their own unique and memorable products that add to the already great lineup of local dairies across the Bay State. I'm bummed that…
Well, the long-awaited chocolate milk pilgrimage to Maine is finally here-- a whirlwind trip to review all the chocolate milk the Pine Tree State has to offer-- and are presenting it in Top 10 countdown fashion. Drinking gallons of chocolate milk a day for several days can take its toll, and is somewhat like running your fingers through Patrick Dempsey's* hair while he's giving you a cancer…
Long overdue for a pilgrimage to New Hampshire, we squeezed every ounce of delicious chocolate milk from the Granite State that we could, and left no stone unturned in the process. Included in the list are pasteurized and unpasteurized (raw), as well as homogenized and non-homogenized (creamline) milks-- quite the variety for a relatively small state. So in typical countdown fashion, here are the…
So how does one review 1,800 chocolate milks? The short answer is "one at a time." The long answer takes about 8 years of dedication and disregard for personal health. Included here is a long-overdue review of BAD Farm chocolate milk, a more recent review of Mapes Farm Fresh chocolate milk (recommended by a 'friend of the show'), and lastly-- a fittingly unique and beautiful chocolate milk from…
When northern New England is your spring break location-- you're clearly prioritizing something else over the weather-- and in our case, it was a long-anticipated chocolate milk pilgrimage to Maine and New Hampshire! Soon to come are two full state reviews, filled to the brim with local chocolate milk, and a bit of nostalgia for me as I return to the ol' stompin' grounds. Here's a trailer for a…
The Keystone State is in a class by itself when it comes to chocolate milk, and even among all the options-- there's the best of the best-- and Linden Creek Dairy chocolate milk is one of the best you'll find. This video is short and relatively sweet-- I didn't want to make it too long, as that would be taking time away from your ability to seek out this delicious, local chocolate milk from…
Target is now carrying Pioneer Pastures Chocolate Milk-- an ultra-filtered, ultra-pasteurized, A2, lactose free, gluten free, lower sugar option in the dairy case. That's an awful lot of bells & whistles, and a significant departure from the 'milk-sugar-cocoa' paradigm. Doesn't mean it can't still taste great-- and that's what we endeavored to find out in this recent trip to Target.
Freshly Dairy, just 20 miles west of Indianapolis, is home to some of the best flavored milks in the midwest and best people you'll find anywhere. With only a relative handful of cows, this micro-dairy has a clear focus on quality over quantity, and they've been providing the local community with top-notch local chocolate milk since 2022. Always a highlight of my cross-country roadtrips, I'm…
Eight chocolate milk reviews in eight minutes, all from New York State. So many great local chocolate milks from the Empire State, it's easy to take them for granted and hard to do them justice. Just wanted to spread the word about these destination dairies in a way that tries to balance brevity with thoroughness. Whether or not I was successful in doing so, I certainly had a deliciously fun time…
Some chocolate milks just have 'it'-- and the chocolate milk you find at Burley Berries & Blooms in Warsaw, NY is one of those. From the grassy, buttery creamline base to the deftly attuned salty/sweet balance-- you can get a metric ton of enjoyment out of a mere 16oz bottle. Join us for a quick (but fairly dense) review of this local dairy gem in Western New York State. Oh and did I mention the…
Damn.. So it took just over 2 years to review the last 100 chocolate milks— maybe I’m slowing down in my old age. There was a time when I wasn’t sure…
Four chocolate milk reviews in four minutes, all from the state of Michigan. Footage is from a few years ago (during covid) when I drove from Chicago to Detroit-- Michigan never disappoints from a chocolate milk perspective. And I make no illusions about having any other perspectives!
Better late than never! Well it's only taken 8 years to create a genuine website/channel promo-- but on the plus side, we can truly showcase our hardcore pursuit of the world's chocolate milk. Condensing 8 years down to 2 minutes is a huge challenge, and there are so many other clips and moments that I couldn't quite fit in. All that said, it's been a blast, and as long as it remains a fun…
Caffeinated chocolate milk is a rare find, let alone a protein-fortified one-- so you can imagine my excitement when I first heard about Spylt. By 'excitement' I mean cautious optimism-- but sometimes low expectations are far surpassed. By 'sometimes' I mean very infrequently. Nonetheless, Spylt is an innovative (and I daresay fun) product to review-- come for the caffeine, stay for the…
Chocolate milk might not be the first thing that comes to mind when you hear Louisiana-- but those who know, know-- that the Pelican State is home to some of the most delicious chocolate milk in the Southeast. Here we go from E. Feliciana to Caddo parish, hitting up two fantastic farms bringing local, creamline milk to their respective communities and beyond.