morgan/kit | they/them | 26white | genderfluid | system | disabled…Either way, I keep holding on to the shovel and rope, digging in the dirt, finding bones, finding ghosts.…[Avatar ID: A pixel art portrait of Rudy, a bat furry with red fur and orange hair, smiling happily.][Banner ID: Album art from “Coyote Stories” by the Crane Wives. A long-haired woman riding a fake merry-go-round coyote outside a forest at night holds a lantern aloft to her left, revealing ghostly coyotes which surround her…
people don’t talk about how LMFAO were running through those hoes like drano anymore. but they were. just absolutely dissolving and liquefying those hoes. like what they did to judge doom at the end of who framed roger rabbit
mint-swirl : charl0ttan : party rock is in the house tonight everybody just kill a random guy and we gon’ make him lose his life we just wanna kill you
toasthaste : according to An Immense World, apparently giant squid eyes are, like, UNREASONABLY large, even for something their size living at those depths. the next largest eyes on earth, blue whale eyes, are less than half the size, and swordfish, who live at similar depths as giant squid and have the largest eyes of any fish, have eyes that could fit inside a giant squid’s pupil . eyes…
larval-tear : you called my favorite media… slop? like… for a pig? is that what you think i am? *gets on all fours* is this what i am to you? *snorts* you think i’m a pig? *snorts* *starts sniffing the ground* you think this is funny? huh? *starts squealing* WEEE WEEE WEEEEEEE… you like this? huh? huh? WEEEEEEEEEE *gets up* whatever. just forget it. i don’t care anymore.
prof-grace-aspen : mckitterick : Deadly egg recall ALT The FDA has upgraded an egg recall issued last month to “Class I,” its highest risk level, as it warns the public that consuming the products could cause “ serious adverse health consequences or death .” The recall of 1,589,577 dozen white-shell eggs and brown cage-free shell eggs was initially issued by Midwest Poultry Services in late July,…
actualized-animal : www.spiritualherowhoappearstoyoutoclearyourviewwhenyouretoocrazy.gov/careers job interviewer: i appreciate your positive attitude, but what can you materially bring to this company? me: i’m useless [job interviewer frowns and jots down some notes] me, trying to save face: but not for long
www.spiritualherowhoappearstoyoutoclearyourviewwhenyouretoocrazy.gov/careers
damazcuz : wasting away again in tumblrinaville…
ALT already done that, orchestral tools
ALT ALT would you rather have $1 or $2 (to be clear the one on the right is $2)
ALT finally did it!!!!!
gay–dog : gay–dog : video game with a flaccid -> boner meter in the ui but the whole game it never changes at all and nothing makes the boner meter go up so youre jusg aware of the protags flaccid penis the whole time for no good reason to be clear in my thinking this would only work in a completely nonsexual game, of course it Could have a function in some sort of porn game depending…
flowerbleedme : Well as a “fan” I would be “serviced” by some THEMES AND MOTIFS #themesandmotifs #artwithmeaning
slept but it didn’t work
oliviawebsite : if you don’t pay us back it’s over for you, kid. amazing digital curtains.
literally just not allowed to win
orteil42 : unconvinced i’ll ever find “the vitamin” that makes me all better so i can get real work done but i do expect they’ll elucidate whatever my deal was post-mortem, after which what i did manage to accomplish with my life will be regarded on the level of Beethoven composing despite being deaf or Gordon Ramsay cooking despite being british
actualized-animal : actualized-animal : i say this with affection but every single lyric from “can’t stop” by the red hot chili peppers is basically like EAT CHEESE THEY MAKE IT OUT OF DAIRY SCRAPED KNEES A BLOWJOB FROM A FAIRY SCARY BIG WORM IT’S LIVING UNDER SAND DUNES LORE VIDEOS THAT TEACH YOU BOUT THE DELTARUNE the world i love the tears i drop to be part of the wave…
the thing that’s so mystifying about the dogshit house elf plotline in harry potter is that it’s a completely unforced error. like, in book 2, the whole point of dobby is that it’s a bad thing that he’s enslaved, and it’s good when he’s set free at the end. extremely basic kids’ book moral stuff. then in book 4 jkr just turns around and goes…
i gotta be real, i don’t think people talking about how bad harry potter is are responsible for keeping it culturally relevant. i think 99% of harry potter’s cultural relevance comes from people who like the series and keep buying books and tickets, which would not change if people just stopped publicly hating on the series. hating on harry potter will always be acceptable in my book.…