# The List

100+ reasons to take your birth control

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## [I’M BACK](https://abigailprtr.substack.com/p/im-back)

_2026-08-11 · Abigail Porter_

Everything that happened in the world of birth control while I was writing something else

## [Girls Don't Want to be "Someone's Wife" Anymore](https://abigailprtr.substack.com/p/girls-dont-want-to-be-someones-wife)

_2025-12-10 · Abigail Porter_

Why would girls want a husband when even having a BOYFRIEND is embarrassing?

## [Kids Ruin Everything](https://abigailprtr.substack.com/p/kids-ruin-everything)

_2025-11-09 · Abigail Porter_

what I've learned from watching moms on the internet

## [Everything That Happened in the World of Birth Control Last Month](https://abigailprtr.substack.com/p/everything-that-happened-in-the-world)

_2025-09-16 · Abigail Porter_

Happy September fellow cat ladies!

## [Pill Pop Culture](https://abigailprtr.substack.com/p/pill-pop-culture-july-26-august-9)

_2025-08-09 · Abigail Porter_

Everything that happened this week in the world of birth control (July 26-August 9)

## [The Weekly Dose](https://abigailprtr.substack.com/p/your-weekly-dose)

_2025-07-25 · Abigail Porter_

Everything that happened this week in the world of birth control (July 20-26)

## [“The Ultimate Nude”](https://abigailprtr.substack.com/p/the-ultimate-nude-lordes-new-album)

_2025-05-06 · Abigail Porter_

Lorde’s new album cover features her IUD

## [Being Misunderstood is Inevitable](https://abigailprtr.substack.com/p/being-misunderstood-is-inevitable)

_2025-01-27 · Abigail Porter_

My boyfriend and his younger sibling are in the front seat of the car discussing the cultural and emotional history of eating dogs.

## [I Do Not Aspire to be Humble](https://abigailprtr.substack.com/p/i-do-not-aspire-to-be-humble)

_2024-10-08 · Abigail Porter_

“My kids keep me humble.

## [Reason #257 Not To Have Kids: A Deep Dive](https://abigailprtr.substack.com/p/reason-257-not-to-have-kids-a-deep)

_2024-09-03 · Abigail Porter_

Pregnant... with CANCER?

## [Collect Open Source Legends (Sponsored)](https://crawlproof.com/a/QvtrGuP1Kyqd)

_2024-09-03 · **Sponsored**_

Open-licensed art, limited foil trading packs, and optional on-chain mints.

## [Ballerinas and Homemade Bubble Gum and Egg Aprons... Oh My!](https://abigailprtr.substack.com/p/ballerinas-and-homemade-bubble-gum)

_2024-07-30 · Abigail Porter_

an Ex-Mormon in a world of famous Mormon wives

## [Reason #250 Not To Have Kids: A Deep Dive](https://abigailprtr.substack.com/p/reason-250-not-to-have-kids-a-deep)

_2024-07-26 · Abigail Porter_

The Longest Labor

## [Who Runs the World? Miserable, Childless, Cat Ladies (Apparently)](https://abigailprtr.substack.com/p/who-runs-the-world-miserable-childless)

_2024-07-26 · Abigail Porter_

My message to JD Vance: STFU.

## [Curing The Internet's Baby Fever](https://abigailprtr.substack.com/p/curing-the-internets-baby-fever)

_2024-07-25 · Abigail Porter_

How I became "The Girl With The List"

## ["The List"](https://abigailprtr.substack.com/p/the-list)

_2024-07-25 · Abigail Porter_

100+ Reasons Not to Have Kids