Worried about 5g? Microwave ovens? Abduction by space aliens? You have good reason to be. Worry no more! Our CUSTOM hi grade heavy duty tin foil hats foil any radiation worries! Protect that superior intellect of yours!
Space age material provides superior performance over regular heavy duty tinfoil by eliminating over 99% of that nasty radiation!
Thanks for reading 988America! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.
Our unique manufacturing process of heating the heavy duty 16 gage aluminum plate, carefully placing it centrally on the top of YOUR head, and hammering into shape guarantees a custom fit!
We also offer a convenient clip on full face shield for those shopping excursions to protect your privacy from facial and retina scans! Also protects against COVID as a bonus feature!
Antenna and ground cable for a small additional charge.
Call today for an appointment for your health and safety!
Visit us at www.brainiacs.mfg for our full line of shielding equipment for everything from Taser to DEW and even NUCLEAR weapons! Defeat the Heat! You'll be glad you did!
Family discount available.
Lobotomy not included but recommended for deprogramming.
PROUDLY MADE IN AMERICA.
MAGA SUPPORTED!
TRUMP SEAL OF APPROVAL!
SATISFACTION GAURANTEED!
Ph. 1-988-MYBRAIN
www.brainiacs.mfg
Rev. -1
Thanks for reading 988America! Subscribe for free to receive new posts and support my work.
Comments
Nothing yet. Say the first thing.
Sign in to join the conversation.