Surprise, It's a Finger!
Here's your towel... hoe. Ashley boned herself. Everything you've ever wanted to know about fart corner. Originally aired August 21, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
93X Half-Assed Morning Show
Josh, Nick, Dana & Ashley bring you the 93X Half-Assed Morning Show with your daily dose of stupid news, and Randy Shaver. Sponsored by Standard Heating and Air Conditioning.
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Little Debbie/Big Debra
Monkey whisperers. Hot for Teacher. Everything you've ever wanted to know about a drive-thru drive-by. Originally aired Thursday, August 20, 2026. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
PT Loser
Originally Aired August 19, 2026: Wanna be in our frat? Here's the cocaine. Facebook Marketplace treasures. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting a parking ticket while you're dead. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook:…
HOA-holes
Originally Aired August 18, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. Hot or not? Everything you've ever wanted to know about range goggles. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com…
The Blob
Originally Aired August 17, 2026: The word of the day is "Harvest." Fads that didn't survive the 80s. Everything you've ever wanted to know about getting ditched at prom. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram:…
RIIIGGGHHHTTT?!?!?!
Originally Aired August 14, 2026: Paralyzing poop. Helicopter moms. Everything you've ever wanted to know about owning the sun. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See…
Copy Crappie
Originally Aired August 13, 2026: Veterinarian Doctor Andrea answers pet questions. Machete man VS hatchet man. Everything you've ever wanted to know about the poop knife. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram:…
Luxury Letdown
Originally Aired August 12, 2026: New gig for the gamers. Old Style. Everything you've ever wanted to know about bathtub potatoes. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show: HAMS93X@gmail.com See…
Cross-Fit
Originally Aired August 11, 2026: Entertainer C. Willi Myles. I don't know why he swallowed the fly, he won't say why. Everything you've ever wanted to know about hella-dork. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram:…
Hot Tub heart Brea
Originally Aired August 10, 2026: Doctor P answers medical questions. Scooter takeover. Everything you wanna know about the worst neighbor to ever exist. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the show:…
Let's Ride
Originally Aired August 7, 2026: International Beer Day. The ocean is none of your business. Everything you wanna know about Josh being a weather balloon. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the…
Feet Juice
Originally Aired August 6, 2026: 40 year old drawers. Who's hungry for genitals? Everything you've ever wanted to know about the most dangerous animal in Minnesota. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS…
Way Coul Junior
Originally Aired August 5, 2026: Little bit of this, little bit of that. When parrots attack. Everything you wanna know about the fart that ended Spiderman. Listen & subscribe to the show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or Amazon Music. For more, visit https://www.93x.com/half-assed-morning-show/ Follow the Half-Assed Morning Show: Twitter/X: @93XHAMS Facebook: @93XHAMS Instagram: @93XHAMS Email the…