$40 trillion and counting; WH staffers fleeing; AI crash; $7 diesel and why we’re screwed; Comcast knows if you move; mice clickbait
It's International Hawaiian Pizza Day!
KGB Report
by Kevin G. Barkes- Observations by and for the vaguely disenchanted: Information, essential and otherwise, for the day ahead. Humor, politics, media, history... whatever it takes to survive our shared existential despair.
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TACO redux; Trump loves steam, Navy not so much; Disney sues FCC; fake pollsters; be smart, dangerously hostile heat waves in U.K.
It's National Potato Day!
Way more Trump stuff than we really want; more things that cause cancer; low oil reserves could damage storage sites; pet feeders offline
It's National Fajita Day!
Way too much Trump-related idiocies, AI destroying on-line learning, Sorkin speaks, mysterious red dots filling the universe.
It's National Creamsicle Day!
ICE: needless agression, electric gloves; testosterone debate; "demon creature" in Alabama's Area 51; human genome news; (hard to write this stuff without it sounding like clickbait).
It's National Filet Mignon Day!
Mission Preposterous: Trump in a catering crate; lookalike prompts question: where is Melania?; gamers as air traffic controllers
It's National Julienne Fries Day!
Trump signs dumb order, falls asleep; nutjob takeover; AI insanity; July heat record; Hegseth's snot scandal; remembering Steve Allen and Dobby.
It's National Panini Day!
Fauci phone cloned; Flocks swiped; the usual Trump-related idiocy; deadly lemur yoga?
It's National Root Beer Float Day!
Trump goes off the deep end, support collapsing; Pirro fights back; "fraud" failures; Chipotle's jalapenos go rogue; more daily weirdness
It's National Couscous Day!
Big Brother is everywhere; Talks? What talks?; two dead in war on public health; GOP gives Trump IRS immunity; wacky AI slop from the chief; Piro "folded like an umbrella"
It's National Chocolate Chip Cookie Day!
"Whiplash war"- TACOed again; Minnesota cyberattack is their fault-Trump; Fauci facing jail?; RFK blames Fauci for measles outbreaks
It's National Watermelon Day!
Bombing Iran; grilling Fauci; a wildfire near Area 51; send Elon your money directly; the usual Trump-related derangements
It's National Cheesecake Day!
Just another Wednesday in Bizarro World...
It's National Lasagna Day!
Trump bombs, Elon melts down (figuratively); McConnell "not medically cleared"; Fauci's diary; United joins Southwest, bans robots; AI will tell you how to make WMD
It's National Hamburger Day!
Trump likes blowing things up; missile shortage; midterms scare GOP; AI: the singularity has been reached, agents write escape plans, ChatGPT sucks as an M.D.
It's National Chicken Finger Day!
Trump considering his eighth war this year; Microsoft is tracking you; short sellers cash in on SpaceX; OpenAI sued over bad medical advice
It's National Vanilla Ice Cream Day!
Olive Garden a model for election security; NJ voting glitch; Saudis to enrich their own uranium; AIs escape, hack another AI; the usual Trump outrageousness
It's National BLT Sandwich Day!
Tariff crazy; weapons shortage; merger frozen; falling oxygen, rising CO₂; have another cup of coffee... or five
It's National Junk Food Day!
Wildfire tariffs; "maxing out" Air Force One; DHS voting fail; Trump's arch; nasty solar storms; AI avatars of deceased relatives
It's National Lollipop Day!
Pool gash missing; losing the war twice; AI bosses fear for lives, AI itself "technical disaster"; more explosive diarrhea; what's wrong with "brain-free organ sacks"?
It's National Fresh Spinach Day!
More Hormuz mania; ICE strikes again; permanent DST?; Elon to face charges?; AI could kill us all; or least suck up all our power
It's National Hot Dog Day!
Demons next door; 12 types of stupid; Kristi dumps 'bimbofied' hubby; explosive diarrhea
It's National French Fry Day!
"Cease-fire" over; NATO lunacy; "The Islamic Republic of Japan"?; windowless window seats; odds are you won't be replaced by A.I.
It's National Sugar Cookie Day!